So this guy walks into a bar- no, wait , three guys walk into a bar. The other guy is already in the bar, because he's the bartender. The bartender has a rabbit on his shoulder, because it's a Caribbean-themed bar, specializing in rum-based cocktails. So this dietician, electrician, and dialectician come into the bar with an alligator.
The electrician says, "Do you serve alligators?" The bartender says, "Yes sir, we serve anybody". But the rabbit says- no wait, did I say rabbit? He's a parrot. Obviously. The parrot says, "Yes, sir, we serve many fine specialty meats", and he seizes a cleaver in his beak. As the parrot plunges roaring at the alligator, the alligator yells, "I'll have the parrot!" and whacks him (the parrot) with his (the alligator's) tail.
So then the bartender says, "Hey, you two, take it outside!" The alligator says, "Won't you walk this way?", and the parrot says, "Well, if I could walk that way, you could call me lizard-hips!"
I'm in and thanks for the chance.
