Ok, I'm in!
Here's my attempt at humor... maybe a bit insensitive, but that's why it's funny!
So, this baby seal walks into a club...
Nyuk nyuk nyuk!
Oooo! Even better!
Pirate walks into a bar with a huge ship's wheel attached to his belt buckle. He walks to the bar, and orders a beer.
The bartender says "hey what's with the steering wheel?"
The pirate sighs and says "aye, it's drivin' me nuts."
Hehheh!