Worst Breakup with A Girlfriend I Ever Had

Yes I did. Charged it to your number in fact.

Too bad I couldn't understand what they were saying.

You see (wait for it) it's all greek to me!!
 
Our Doctor one year was a brilliant Greek gal. I also found her extraordinarily attractive and sensual. I wish I could have dived right in, but I'm married. AFter 9-11 her family persuaded her to leave this dangerous country.

I'll always remember her. She was heavy, but it was the kind of heavy like having too much cream. You can never get enough cream.


munk
 
... if a 70 year old woman was nice to me said:
So would I. I hear the Senior Center is a great pickup place, and you don't even have to buy drinks. They serve complimentary prune juice cocktails.
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and they can't get pregnant or carry tales, as in some cases they don't recall who they were with.

My Uncle used to say he couldn't figure out how anyone could want a 40 or 50 year old woman, until he got older, that is; and then they just looked better and better to him.




munk
 
Well, the bad ass warrior culture of the Spartans was a 'brotherly love' sort of op, and in the med at that time (and parts of the arab and persian empire) it was common for boys to be 'entertained' by older men. Some of these cultures had taboos against copulation w/ women for certain reasons, and did not conisder it adulterous or unnatural if a man sought out a younger man foe services. (See, MJ was just out of time by about 2,500 years! Perhaps his new defeins can rally around this...) Anybody heard the term "Pegboy" before, and know what it means;)?

"They serve complimentary prune juice cocktails."---BenRAW
Heeehe, at night when they wanna get loose, they add a bit of vodka to the prune juice, and all the drink a "pile driver!" :D:D:D

Keith
 
munk said:
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This all could have taken place where else- but Santa Cruz, California.

munk
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Munk, I spent 4 years there from '92 to '96 before moving to Salinas. I still miss the bookstores and the movie theatres, but not the beggars.

First week I was there I saw more women cops than I had seen anywhere else in my life. One night I saw one of them grab a belligerent drunk guy who must have weighed 250 out of the front seat of his car and twirl him around and slam him face down on the trunk without breaking a sweat. Let's say she impressed me! :D

Still a strange town!

Norm
 
munk said:
Our Doctor one year was a brilliant Greek gal. I also found her extraordinarily attractive and sensual. I wish I could have dived right in, but I'm married. AFter 9-11 her family persuaded her to leave this dangerous country.

I'll always remember her. She was heavy, but it was the kind of heavy like having too much cream. You can never get enough cream.

munk
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I grow weak in the knees over dusky skinned, dark haired, large eyed females, especially if they have some meat on their bones. I just don't find that semi-skeletonistic Ally McBeal look very attractive....

Don
 
munk said:
and they can't get pregnant or carry tales, as in some cases they don't recall who they were with.

My Uncle used to say he couldn't figure out how anyone could want a 40 or 50 year old woman, until he got older, that is; and then they just looked better and better to him.

munk
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Benjamin Franklin was questioned as to why he pursued "older" women (however that was defined back then). He replied in his typically clever and randy fashion, "Because they are so 'grateful'."

Don
 
Ummm: I seem to remember a little ditty that goes:

"They don't yell, they don't tell, they don't swell, and they're grateful as --ll !"
 
Pegboy. Talk about the, "what's in a name/" Category.....jeeeeze.



There's an old folk song about a Cabin Boy who was actually a girl. Now, would that be more or less useful than a male Cabin Boy? And methinks I'm getting too low...



munk
 
less :rolleyes:

ah man... not sure i should even touch that one... but hey, since im posting this anyways - cabin boys go in and out :), and can do harder longer labor. and women were badluck :rolleyes: (i dont even know if thats true or just hollywood mumbo jumbo...)

"Anybody heard the term "Pegboy" before, and know what it means?"
they used to do the same thing with african slaves for arabian buyers, to show how "prepared" the boys were for their soon to be occupation.

i say it has nothing to do with size, and everything to do with practice.
 
The parties I've been to in Athens were pretty much same as elsewhere. Not seen the men dancing wildly together anyway. Just people-of both genders-dancing to the white noise that passes for music these days, (sez the 31 year old geriatric here).

Now a Greek friend of mine once stumbled upon a bunch of female tourists dancing naked at a shrine, but thats a different story altogether...
 
In 1990 I was 30 and had the best affair I ever had with an older lady.

She was 65!!!

However, she was in great condition and kept things that way. I was her kept man for about 6 months.

She finally went for a different sex slave but I was not unhappy as I knew all things must end.

She still does hiking in Descanso Gardens.

Chris
 
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