Would you shoot Bigfoot ?

Would you shoot Bigfoot ?

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I agree. I'd hate to shoot a cast member of Patterson II. Or some kid making a youtube video.
 
As an expert Bigfoot hunter I shot many of this species of American Ape, it's actually pretty easy.

First, one must procure fresh gold coins from a Leprechaun, just follow the rainbow guys, you'll get one every time. When the gold coins are in hand, head for the nearest candy cane forrest, there you should place the coins on the ground in piles as to attract a Unicorn. Create a lasso with some red vines and be prepared for the fight of your life, if you manage to wrangle the unicorn in to position you must get him into your ice cream truck and it HAS to be an Ice Cream truck, if not he will gore his way out. Okay, when you finally find your Squatchy area you have to tie the unicorn down as bait. It may take a few years before sassy comes for his favorite treat of unicorn flesh, but it will happen.

Aim small miss small.
 
johnny twoshoes said:
As an expert Bigfoot hunter I shot many of this species of American Ape, it's actually pretty easy.

First, one must procure fresh gold coins from a Leprechaun, just follow the rainbow guys, you'll get one every time. When the gold coins are in hand, head for the nearest candy cane forrest, there you should place the coins on the ground in piles as to attract a Unicorn. Create a lasso with some red vines and be prepared for the fight of your life, if you manage to wrangle the unicorn in to position you must get him into your ice cream truck and it HAS to be an Ice Cream truck, if not he will gore his way out. Okay, when you finally find your Squatchy area you have to tie the unicorn down as bait. It may take a few years before sassy comes for his favorite treat of unicorn flesh, but it will happen.

Aim small miss small.
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I would drop his ass like a ton of bricks, get a full body mount and call the smithsonian and a few other museums and name my price to the highest bidder, and offer to donate the funds to the PETA, provided they drop all their shenanigans, and lawsuits against hunters, and if that doesnt work, I'm just gonna have to keep it. :p
 
I would shoot it, but I think for some reason I'd get more jail time than money. Eaten the damn might be a little tough, but ya never know may taste like bald eagle (delicious). And hell yea I'd shoot Santa Clus! Wouldn't you shoot some stranger sneaking in your house in the middle of the night!
 
just like dwight shrute, i too shot a werewolf once. by the time i got to it...it had turned back into my neighbors dog. i'd be afraid my newly shot bigfoot would turn into some hunter in a gillie suit or someone out playing a prank. i'll stick to shooting with my camera for that big bugger.
 
I see a lot of people posting, "if it attacked me or my family", really. that's what it would take.
I've shot a lot of coyotes that weren't trying to attack me, hell most of them didn't even know i was there.
same for a bunch of people on this board is my guess.

how do you think John Audubon got all those pics and paintings of birds? didn't wait around for them to die from old age.

he shot them, stuffed them and painted away.
sometimes things just need to be shot to further research and for scientific discovery.:D

good hunting.
 
heresthedeal said:
I see a lot of people posting, "if it attacked me or my family", really. that's what it would take.
I've shot a lot of coyotes that weren't trying to attack me, hell most of them didn't even know i was there.
same for a bunch of people on this board is my guess.

how do you think John Audubon got all those pics and paintings of birds? didn't wait around for them to die from old age.

he shot them, stuffed them and painted away.
sometimes things just need to be shot to further research and for scientific discovery.:D

good hunting.
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Valid point about Audobon
 
Yep, but then the tough question do you eat it or stuff it and play show and tell?
 
not sure where I heard this.
"shoot 'im? no that'd be cruel!
I'd put 'im in a cage and charge folks a nickel to see 'im".
 
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