WTB - Nathan Carothers steel 9" disc

Two pounds of my pulled pork to anyone that gets me a disc, preferably the 1° beveled one.

This is way better than a pony. My smoked pulled pork is some Grand Royal shit. It's made in a wood fired smoker, because smokers that use any other source of fuel are lame, and if you tell me you use one that doesn't use wood, I will think less of you. There are only a handful of things I do well, and this is one of them. Some might argue that my pig sammiches are, in point of fact, MORE valuable than a Carothers disc, but I'm feeling generous.

And desperate.

For crying out loud, you selfish bastards - sell me a disc!!!!! I offered you a pony* and I still didn't get one...?





*if you read all the asterisked and fine print, you'll see I never really offered a pony. Doesn't matter. No one offered me a disc. No disc, no pony. So, either way, I wasn't exactly lying. More like bullshitting, which is recognized as an entirely different category of sin according to the Roman Catholic Church**


**okay, so I made that bit up, too. In for a penny, in for a pound.:D

 
You are SO lame, Ben.

I want to sign up for Facebook now, just so I can unfriend you.


:D
 
...you poor bass turd....

:D


Edit: I'd sell you one of my own, but I'm using it. To prop a door open...
 
Don't be a hater.

Papa needs a Carothers disc.

Somebody.

ANYBODY.

Cut a brother a break, for crying out loud. I've offered pork shoulder!!!

A pony!!!

What the heck do you people want? Am I going to have to sell my body? Again?
 
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