You know you are a knife enthusiast, when...

When you run out of easy to pull hair, so you have to pull a lot harder (sometimes to the point of bleeding), to test out whether you sharpened your knife properly, because the rest your body is shaved clean.

You can't cook at others people houses, unless you bring your collection of sharpening tools.

Forgetting how to peel an orange (I still haven't figured it out)

You have more assorted steel types than friends. Because your knife wont let you down

The belt you wear every day is as good of a strop as your actual strop at home, because of all the compound you loaded on it

Go to the knife store to play with custom knives, and walk out with a 20$ whatever, because your budget permits it

You shave your face with your knife, didn't do a good job and bled quite a bit, go to work and your coworkers ask you what happened to your face, explain about the new method of sharpening you tried out, and them sighing and walking away when you just get to edge stability
 
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