You know you are a REAL knife guy when....

You know you are a knife guy when your wife says to you. (last week by the way) "I wished just once I would catch you looking at porn, all you ever look at is knives." (then gives you that look that she gives your kids when they do something stupid). I nod, tell her I love her, then back to blade forums lol.
 
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You have a mental barf whenever people talk about how cool rainbow coloured CSGO Karambits and Mtechs are

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When you think of days of the week in knife terms....like Manix Monday, Tanto Tuesday....etc.
 
When you can justify spending $500 on a knife, but pass on a $45 pair of jeans...

Happens to me all the time:D
 
"You know you're a REAL knife guy when......"

.....your safe shelves sag more than when you had guns on it.


.....you started to get into knives you thought $50 was a lot to pay. A few months later if you saw a blade for less than $250, you wondered what was wrong with it.
 
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When your friends invite you to a nice dinner you bring your carving knife. You KNOW they will ask you to carve the roast .!
 
When you're just hanging out relaxing you never have less than three or four blades out to keep you company.

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When you accidentally nick yourself with one of your knives and your first thought is "That didn't cut me as well as it should have. Time to sharpen!"
 
Well I been thinking about this one. Some would say I'm not a REAL :grumpy: knife guy . . . maybe I'm just a real :o knife guy.

What came to me was : You know you are a real knife guy when you can't stick to one EDC for the one month challenge because you keep thinking about how if you mod "that other knife" you know . . . the one in the catalog that you don't have yet . . . THEN you would have a knife "MORE LIKE" what you REALLY want in an EDC. Then you order it and let that movie that you only watched part of yesterday that is going to expire in an hour expire because you can't wait to go mod the new knife and try it out.

Then you find yourself sneaking just a cut or two at work, since some how, accidentally, the new knife wound up in your pocket, rather than using the one month EDC. Even though the one month EDC is totally freekin' excellent.

What the heck is he talking about ? That's another post. I need to load the photos and eat and stuff.

so . . . a real knife guy is too promiscuous to even finish a one month pledge without a little back door action :rolleyes: on the side.
 
You have more invested in knives than some people do in their vehicles....or many people do....I've got a problem....
 
You know that you are a knife guy, when you are at work and someone says, " does anyone have a knife I can use?" They all look at you, but you would rather hand them a $100 bill than any of the multiple knives you have on you.
 
When you give a nice folder to yet another member of your extended family, and they just smile say thank you and go with it, 'cos they've heard what your like...
 
When the most often used task for your knife is opening packages that contain....more knives.
 
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