You know you have a problem when

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You know you have a problem when you stick a knife and your inhaler in your pocket while you're cutting grass, and think, naw, I don't want to lose my Larock LC. I'll stick this Tidioute Beaver Tail 73 OR this Queen SM Heritage single blade jack in rosewood. I didn't really need a knife while cutting grass, but I have had to cut some bushes down and cut up refuse in the yard so I didn't get it wrapped around the lawnmower blades.

A couple years ago these were the shining stars of my collection. Both are great knives, I really like both, but I treated them like Opinels (I need a new one for odd jobs etc.).

The 73 survived my accident, my uncles and father found it while cleaning out the remains of my truck. I lost a Leatherman Wave, but was very happy when I found out the 73 made it. Cleaned the windshield glass out of it, and stuck it in my pocket hobbling around in my stationary boot. Later put an apple cider vinegar patina on it, and then cleaned it off, the resulting patina looks like an old weathered knife, and a couple coats on the bocote scales look great.

In a pickle. How can one carry so many custom knives, and so many production knives, in this durned heat and humidity! :D ;)
 
I not a collector all my knife become user that being said a nice belt sheath help in this weather as long as it fit snug.


Tyler
 
The heat and humidity are the main reasons that I prefer stainless steel for my carry knives. When I pull a dollar bill out of my pocket and it's soaking wet with sweat I'm really glad that I have a stainless knife in the other pocket. The person that I hand the dollar to probably isn't very impressed but at least I know my knife is good to go.

You know you have a problem when you walk into a restroom and before you "take a seat" you pull your knife out of your pocket so you can admire it while doing your business. I know nothing of this practice but I've heard talk of it. :D
 
You know you have a problem when...

Before you sit down to relax on the couch for the evening, you have to cram your pockets full of Trads to admire instead of whatever silly show your old lady wants to watch :)
 
You know you have a problem when...

You are doing something fun with others, like hiking or fishing, and you just have to stop and take a picture of your knife in that setting. You get some pretty confused looks lol.

I may or may not do all of the above comments too
 
You know you have a problem when, while shopping for new pants, you check pocket count before waist and inseam measurements! :o

- GT
 
You know you have a problem when you walk out the front door with empty pockets! :D
 
You know you have a problem when...

... your wife asks "do you have your knife on you?" and you reply with a multiple-part questionnaire on what she needs done so you select the correct blade from the various ones in your pockets.
 
I have the same issues. But I'm back down to non customs.

I think, "I'll go light today"

I still end up with 4 or 5 knives.
 
.. when you spend more time deciding which knife/knives than what to eat!!
..when you leave the house with said knife/knives only to turn around and come back home to add/switch/drop off said knife/knives!!! :D John
 
You know you have a problem when...

.. the knife in your pocket will do the household job just fine, but you run all the way back to your collection to grab one more suited for the task.
 
You know you have a problem when you cannot make it through the day with the 1 knife you chose as your EDC because you're thinking about all the others, so your EDC becomes EHC (every hour carry).
 
You know you have a problem when...

... your wife asks "do you have your knife on you?" and you reply with a multiple-part questionnaire on what she needs done so you select the correct blade from the various ones in your pockets.

ROTFL:D

You know you have a problem when....

You select which knife to put on the night stand...as your dreamcatcher.

( The original legend. as I know it, says that the dreamcatcher will catch all the negative thoughts and energies and bring good dreams, thoughts, and energies into your mind as you sleep. Once the sun rises, all negative energies are released.)
 
You know you have a problem when you cannot make it through the day with the 1 knife you chose as your EDC because you're thinking about all the others, so your EDC becomes EHC (every hour carry).

I am soooo guilty of this!!!! :thumbup: John
 
When you wear a neck knife in the house because you are in pajamas
 
When you rewind the scene in the TV show or movie so you can identify the knife that the person is using, then you proceed to tell your wife about it. Her reply, either eyes rolling, or "that's nice, honey".
 
I carry 4-5 nearly everyday cause there an old USA made Gerber 300 in my cell case. And one or two in each front pocket and a lockback in my back pocket.
 
You know you have a problem when you're that "one knife guy" at the a kids play-date, beach, pool, coffeeshop, etc...basically any place that "doesn't require" a knife.


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But I don't have a problem with myself :D

My problem lies in not being able to rotate all my knives.
 
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When you rewind the scene in the TV show or movie so you can identify the knife that the person is using, then you proceed to tell your wife about it. Her reply, either eyes rolling, or "that's nice, honey".


That's funny! And I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one that does this. My wife no longer helps me pick knives because she's "over them". Now I have my kids help me out, but even my 8 year old daughter tells me when I call her over, "another knife question dad?!?!"
 
You know you have a problem when you make your meal choices to achieve the patina you want.

Me: What type of salad dressing do you have?

Waiter: Ranch, Blue Cheese,...

Me: Do you have Honey Mustard? ... oh, and double sauce on the pizza please
 
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