You know you have a problem when

[neal70]

CoffeeMike, Glennbad guilty of both😁 Op(Silent...)- cargo shorts really help, as does carrying at least one fixed blade😎🙄.
You know you have a problem when you can't decide which knife to lend-and do I want these people o know how many I have? 😎🙀

 

[r redden]

You know you have a problem when you go to your box of EDC knives to pick one for the day and there's over 100 in there.

 

[irona]

Do you still have it? I'd love to see some pics!


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[einsteinjon]

You know you have a problem when your wife bans you (last night) from looking on BF for 2 weeks because it made you buy another knife (see http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/showthread.php/1409281-Pic-Request-GEC-54-and-66-vs-Buck-110-(please!))...and then you have to sneak looks at BF on your phone in the bathroom or at work.

Wait...she banned me for 2 weeks...does that mean implicit permission to buy a new knife in 2 weeks?!?!

 

[silenthunterstudios]

I have the same issues. But I'm back down to non customs.

I think, "I'll go light today"

I still end up with 4 or 5 knives.

Tell me you still have your avatar knife!

 

[josha840]

When you rewind the scene in the TV show or movie so you can identify the knife that the person is using, then you proceed to tell your wife about it. Her reply, either eyes rolling, or "that's nice, honey".

This!

 

[MrBitters]

You know you have a problem when you check the forecast for the day's humidity / heat index to help you decide between Stainless or Carbon as your EDC.

Or is that just me?

 

[jackknife]

You know you have a problem when;

You're standing there looking in the sock drawer trying to decide between the peanut, Christy knife, Leatherman micra, and Boker pen knife. You can't decide, so you carry them all in different pockets!

You know you have a problem when;

It's a family members birthday, and you hear "No Uncle Carl, no more knives!"

You know you have a problem when;

A family member comes up and says " Let me see one of your knives, please."

 

[tongueriver]

When you have thousands of dollars of achingly beautiful knives of all kinds, and some of them are on your person at the time, and you walk all the way across your property to get a Chinese POS to cut something so you don't get one of your darlings dull or dirty.

 

[AusLoX]

You know you have a problem...when you stop off at the local knife shop everyday, on your way home from a 12 hour shift, and work another 4 hours for free just so you don't have to go home to the wife. This literally happens.

 

[r redden]

I am really enjoying this thread and want to add another one that has actually happened to me in the last month. You know you have a problem when you gift 10 knives and then realize you have acquired 17 to replace them.

This reminds me of Jeff Foxworthy's "Here's your sign jokes".

 

[Blues]

When you have thousands of dollars of achingly beautiful knives of all kinds, and some of them are on your person at the time, and you walk all the way across your property to get a Chinese POS to cut something so you don't get one of your darlings dull or dirty.

Winner!!! :thumbup:

 

[pmek5]

You know you really have a problem when you can almost relate to everything in this thread.

 

[mrknife]

You know you have a problem when you go to your box of EDC knives to pick one for the day and there's over 100 in there.

every problem is an opportunity in disguise! besides there is nothing wrong with variety, variety is the spice of life!

 

[GaiusJulius]

...When your chief dilemma in the morning, before you've had your coffee, when you're getting ready to leave your bedroom and dresser, is what knife you will carry today. When this dilemma causes you to stand there staring and perhaps fondling a dozen knives for at least a solid minute, and earning you very odd looks from your wife.

...when at the end of the day, as you wander in to disgorge the contents of your pockets and perhaps change to "evening carry," knives catch your eye and you find yourself admiring and coon fingering them. You walk back out to the living room and your wife smiles and says "playing with your toys again?" as she's heard the snick-snap of half stops.

 

[pholder]

You know you really have a problem when you can almost relate to everything in this thread.

Here we go

 

[meako]

You know you have a problem when...

Before you sit down to relax on the couch for the evening, you have to cram your pockets full of Trads to admire instead of whatever silly show your old lady wants to watch

Yes I have heard of that.

 

[meako]

When you have thousands of dollars of achingly beautiful knives of all kinds, and some of them are on your person at the time, and you walk all the way across your property to get a Chinese POS to cut something so you don't get one of your darlings dull or dirty.

I read about that somewhere.

 

[Rox]

You know you have a problem when you tell your significant other that the stream of small packages are actually gifts for an upcoming anniversary for which you have yet to actually shop for.

 

[SadSappySucker]

When you're running 5 minutes early in the morning, so you decide to "quickly" touch up your edge. Next thing you know you are running 20 minutes late and are surrounded by enough paper slivers to make 17 piñatas.

When you pull out your pocket knife at the dinner table in front of new people and before you even get the chance your family is already doing the explaining.