You know you have a problem when

You pull your pocket knife out at ever public meal because the butter knife provided disgusts you.


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You know you have a problem when...

you have more (and conspicuously better) pictures of your knives than pictures of your wife, your kids, your grandkids, your friends and your dogs... combined! :eek: :o :D
 
When you finally sell a couple knives and celebrate by buying six more.
 
jackknife said:
You know you have a problem when;

You're standing there looking in the sock drawer trying to decide between the peanut, Christy knife, Leatherman micra, and Boker pen knife. You can't decide, so you carry them all in different pockets!:eek:

You know you have a problem when;

It's a family members birthday, and you hear "No Uncle Carl, no more knives!"

You know you have a problem when;

A family member comes up and says " Let me see one of your knives, please."
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When we got shrimp salad subs at that place on Liberty Road, and we were looking at knives, I was trying to be all stealthy. You didn't care. You could've passed for a traveling salesman knife nut. You had a ton of knives on you ;).

Nowadays, I could care less if someone knows I have a knife on me. I don't advertise it for the heck of it, but, if someone knows me well enough, they know I have at least one on me.
 
J_Curd said:
You pull your pocket knife out at ever public meal because the butter knife provided disgusts you.


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- Dead men tell no tales -
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I did that once with family, I was very quietly chided to not do that.

When your steak still has the marks where the jockey was kicking it, and is tough enough to take home to the dog as a chew toy, and you could put it behind your back tire when changing the front tire so your truck doesn't roll away, you need a good knife to cut your steak.

Or a good chainsaw. Chewing the steak was interesting...
 
J_Curd said:
You pull your pocket knife out at ever public meal because the butter knife provided disgusts you.


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- Dead men tell no tales -
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I was laughing at this for a solid minute. So good...

You know you have a problem when you check the brand on the butter knife at each restaurant you go to...
 
You know you have a problem when...

you know there is going to be a drop of a certain knife at a dealer at certain time, so you go to the bathroom with your phone to keep checking as not to miss it. This is all so your wife won't say - "you buying another knife again?" with that look.
Yeap, sad to say Ive done it more than once.
 
AusLoX said:
I was laughing at this for a solid minute. So good...

You know you have a problem when you check the brand on the butter knife at each restaurant you go to...
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Oh my gosh, yes! I totally do that.
 
... when it's a hot day outside (27°C) and I wear a black jean jacket (US Prison Blue in this instance, top choice) because I don't want to leave without my leather sheath with FK 2015 and Ancient barlow inside.
 
How about this. When you're proud of yourself that you're only buying one knife.

But that knife is a custom knife, probably the most expensive you've ever gotten, yes it's a slipjoint.

And you drive a 2003 Silverado.
 
You know you have a problem when...

you decide to stop counting your knives because you know that sooner or later someone is going to ask, "So how many do you have now?" and you want to be honest when you reply, "I don't know I stopped counting."
 
You know you have a problem when....

You sell one knife, just to go and buy three more.
 
You know you have a problem when...

Your kitchen table looks like this :o

 
You know you have a problem when...

You a have a specific knife you always use for even the smallest tasks. For example, I have a Case penknife 32087, that I only use to slice the "education" labels off soup cans - and that is the only knife I for that task. And then there are the opening the packages knives...
 
You know you have a problem, when you are going to be traveling for work or vacation, and you look up the destination to see if there are any knife/gun shows locally, or any knife shops nearby, then when you get there, if you can't find anything soon enough, you just go to Walmart/Target to buy a SAK, but it has to be within 24 hours of getting off the plane, or you feel naked.


I mean, don't you feel naked without a knife? It's similar to the feeling I get when I am sitting in a car without my seatbelt on. An underlying sense of something amiss about to lead to a panic attack. Or is it just me? I've NEVER left the house intentionally without a knife, but I've forgotten my keys, phone, wallet, work ID or any other number of things.
 
.... when your 3 y/o son always digs into your left pants pocket during church just to see which knife you have along that day!
 
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