You know you have bought too many knives when.....

[fudo]

I reject the question...not possible to have too many.

My very thought.

 

[Scoop65]

I'll put a fine touch on an earlier post.
When you burn a day's vacation to meet the UPS driver before your wife gets home.

 

[spinning jaguar]

you know you have too many knives when for years and years, noone knows whats in the extra closet in your house until finally a curious person opens it, and that person has to dodge an avalanche of steel, paracord, benchstones, catalogues, a bayonet, leather sheathes, plastic sheathes, old sheathes, loose sheathes, custom sheathes, bead-necklaces-attached-to-sheathes,a sharpened letter-opener, and for some odd reason a rubber duck.....with cut marks on it

 

[pvicenzi]

When your knives outnumber your wife's shoes.

 

[verga]

I have been wrong before, but I thought the rule was whover dies with the most knives (Toys, guns, cars, pick your poison) wins.
Sadly enough I know that I will never be in first place, much less in the top ten.

 

[bhmorrill]

when the only thing you have used any of your knives for is to cut open FedEx boxes of more knives

 

[Hateman]

you know you have too many knives when for years and years, noone knows whats in the extra closet in your house until finally a curious person opens it, and that person has to dodge an avalanche of steel, paracord, benchstones, catalogues, a bayonet, leather sheathes, plastic sheathes, old sheathes, loose sheathes, custom sheathes, bead-necklaces-attached-to-sheathes,a sharpened letter-opener, and for some odd reason a rubber duck.....with cut marks on it

LOL, that's MY closet. :thumbup:

 

[mr-winkie01]

You know you have too many knives when you still buy a $100-plus knife when you just ordered a Chris Reeve Sebenza the other day....

 

[vagabonding]

You know you have bought too many knives when you get your nose pierced so you can carry an extra edc or two...