You know you might be a Beckerhead if...

Yetidayhiker

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After reading and enjoying "your bk2 is so fat" thread awhile ago, I feel compelled to start this thread.

Paying due homage to Jeff Foxworthy; here's a start.

YOU KNOW YOU MIGHT BE A BECKERHEAD IF:

1) You tell your wife you are going to spend an evening with dangerous strippers and she could care less.
2) Your convincing yourself that your kitchen silverware should be sporting custom micarta and kydex.
3) You baton your vegetables
4) You can't comprehend why bacon isn't its own food group. (An obvious conspiracy)

Who's next?

P.S. I love this forum; I'd like to express thanks to the mods. I have 3 beckers (bk2, bk16, bk14) and the compulsion to add more is growing stronger. You can't not have a nine,right?
 
You might be a Beckerhead if you have ever shaved "Gunyon" into your chest hair.
 
You might be a Beckerhead if you spend more time in the snark thread then surfing the interwebs.

and you might be a Beckerhead if your homepage is the BK&T subforum on BF
 
you're probably not a Beckerhead if you diss the knives, and/or the man, and then pretend you didn't

been seeing this by a few people lately

sour grapes i guess

Beckerheads are here because they want to be, they might have complaints, but they are honest about it

resignations are accepted daily if you want ;)

just saying :>

but if you ARE a Beckerhead, you know, you probably like the knives, the man, the mystique and a bit more...
 
You might be a Beckerhead if you have more than one BK&T item either in or attached to every vehicle you own.

You might be a Beckerhead if you have more than 1 of every version of BK&T knives. (Kabar versions - hard to have more than of the discontinued makers unless your name is Guyon or Bladite though.)
 
zzyzzogeton said:
You might be a Beckerhead if you have more than one BK&T item either in or attached to every vehicle you own.

You might be a Beckerhead if you have more than 1 of every version of BK&T knives. (Kabar versions - hard to have more than of the discontinued makers unless your name is Guyon or Bladite though.)
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Guyon has thinned the herd...

there are some others that have gone overkill (money is no cost), but haven't caught up that i know of. 30 years of momentum baby.

but really, all it takes is owning one, and having fun with it
 
Bladite said:
you're probably not a Beckerhead if you diss the knives, and/or the man, and then pretend you didn't

been seeing this by a few people lately

sour grapes i guess

Beckerheads are here because they want to be, they might have complaints, but they are honest about it

resignations are accepted daily if you want ;)

just saying :>

but if you ARE a Beckerhead, you know, you probably like the knives, the man, the mystique and a bit more...
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looks like something left a sour taste in your mouth.
 
Bladite said:
a couple people
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Oooh. Oooh. I know. I know.


You might be a Beckerhead if...

... You've eaten pooh to win a free Becker.

... You've ridden an Inanimate Pig for similar reasons (same dude).

... You've taken pics of your nekkid friend with a Nine.

... You wake up thinking about Ethan's chili and cheese grits.

... Your alias is a Barlow alderman.

... Your breakfast scramble is the size of a car tire.

... You've savored Guyon's nuts.

... You supervise.

... You batoned a BK2 through a lawnmower so I wouldn't have to.

... You own more than four kinds of stripper.

... You lost count.

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You know you might be a Beckerhead if you own a set of these (the bottle openers, not the beer)..... WP_001286.jpg
 
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