You know you might be a Beckerhead if...

[zzyzzogeton]

You might be a Beckerhead if:

you bid $72 on a NIB Kabar BK9 on fleabay, even though you already have a passel of them, simply because when you found it on fleabay, there was less than a minute left and the high bid was $70.50.

You know you're a Beckerhead when you do a happy dance because you got it for $71.50.

 

[Jonny1280]

You might be a Beckerhead if you've ever Fisked a Cliched Becker and added *Terrio'ing to the spine.



*jimping

 

[budazz]

If you ever ended saying grace at dinner with "in Ethan we trust." You might be a beckerhead.

 

[Ulf Krogstad]

Sleep with your newest Beckers. My BK2 sleep by my side last night and was still there when i woke up so it must like me enough to wanna stay.

 

[BeardedNemophilist]

If you've ever found yourself stippling the grivories...and adapted an old timey piano player phrase to the task.

 

[Jonny1280]

If you've ever found yourself stippling the grivories...and adapted an old timey piano player phrase to the task.

Lol. I can just hear the theme from "The Sting" playing gleefully in the background!

 

[tfields]

you might be a beckerhead if the first and last ingredient in a dish is bacon!

 

[matthew.brian.smith1]

...You ask to cut the umbilical cord of your child with a BK2 for Becker photo content..... and all you get is death stares from all the women in the room.

I've got number 4 coming in November. I think the lady might actually let me use my 9. I'll try.

mbs

 

[TBL]

I've got number 4 coming in November. I think the lady might actually let me use my 9. I'll try.

mbs

Remember to take lots of pictures. I pray for your success. That photo would win the internet :thumbup:

 

[zzyzzogeton]

I've got number 4 coming in November. I think the lady might actually let me use my 9. I'll try.

mbs

Have an 11/13/14 and a 16 sharpened up, ready to go as well. start with the 9 and negotiate down as necessary. Or lay'em all out and ask the midwife "Which one can I use? I'll get it sterilized and ready to go." as you stand there with a package of sterile gauze and a bottle of isopropyl alcohol. Always be prepared.

 

[Guyon]

 

[bigghoss]

You shouldn't play with your food.

 

[TBL]

You shouldn't play with your food.

It doesn't count when it's DD'ing you home from the bar. One more use out of the animal before you eat it.

 

[Darksidedenny]

Is that what we call "piggyback"...?!

 

[crimsonfalcon07]

I thought those pigs were supposed to be inanimate...

 

[Silverthorn]

I thought those pigs were supposed to be inanimate...

It was, but Tradewater is so full of life, that when he sat on it, it ran off with him along for the ride.

 

[Bobber]

You know you might be a Beckerhead when you placed an order for a shirt With 710 five minutes ago and are already standing by the mailbox shirtless waiting for the mailman.....

 

[bigghoss]

and are already standing by the mailbox shirtless waiting for the mailman.....

That doesn't necessarily qualify you as a BH...

 

[DanTheKnifeMan]

I saw it, I loved it, I bought it, I modded it.

 

[Bobber]

That doesn't necessarily qualify you as a BH...

I guess if you put it that way, he might overlook my mailbox for quite a while, lol..