You know you might be a Beckerhead if...

[Guyon]

... people call you peckerhead and you don't mind because the voiced and voiceless bilabial stops are just so durn close.

 

[Ausseknifeknut]

Probably why he started this thread.

more power to him

 

[Yetidayhiker]

Aussie,

I've been a lurker for sometime on the forum; I'd like to become a Beckerhead someday; still have a ways to go. Glad to see the members enjoying the post.

 

[snippy]

You might be a Beckerhead if -

Every knife you look to purchase is dismissed by asking yourself: "Will it be as good as a Becker?"

And I don't even own a Becker yet!

 

[bigghoss]

And I don't even own a Becker yet!

Get a BK9. You can't not have a 9. Ask anybody.

 

[TBL]

...You ask to cut the umbilical cord of your child with a BK2 for Becker photo content..... and all you get is death stares from all the women in the room.

 

[Ulf Krogstad]

...You ask to cut the umbilical cord of your child with a BK2 for Becker photo content..... and all you get is death stares from all the women in the room.

That would have been the ultimate Becker pic. Becker bringing life into the world.

 

[mountainmist]

...You ask to cut the umbilical cord of your child with a BK2 for Becker photo content..... and all you get is death stares from all the women in the room.

Well, did you?

 

[TBL]

Well, did you?

Nope they didn't let me. If they did the picture would be up lol!

 

[mountainmist]

Nope they didn't let me. If they did the picture would be up lol!

Humph. :grumpy: Dang sheeple, next time try a BK9, see if that works.

 

[bigghoss]

Nope they didn't let me. If they did the picture would be up lol!

Let you? You've got a knife, you don't need permission!

 

[TBL]

Let you? You've got a knife, you don't need permission!

With all my training and experience, I would rather tangle with a few badly trained terrorists then a room of 5 hormonal "momma bears". They get insane superhuman powers when they get scared and angry :foot:

 

[zzyzzogeton]

Maybe you shoulda shot for an 11, 13 or 14. You know, negotiated down after the 2 was rejected.

 

[TBL]

Maybe you shoulda shot for an 11, 13 or 14. You know, negotiated down after the 2 was rejected.

I blame lack of sleep for not thinking of this. :thumbup:

I'll keep that in mind should I lose my mind and go for #4 lol

 

[Snakebreaker]

You might be a Beckerhead if......

You walk into your local hardware store and the clerk immediately puts stainless steel nuts and bolts on the checkout table and asks if there was anything else you were needing today.

 

[mountainmist]

You might be a Beckerhead if......

You walk into your local hardware store and the clerk immediately puts stainless steel nuts and bolts on the checkout table and asks if there was anything else you were needing today.

Good one, how bout "You walk into your local hardware store and the clerk immediately puts stainless steel nuts and bolts on the checkout table and asks if you are needing stripper and Sandpaper as well.

 

[Ulf Krogstad]

You take your BK24 with you to the bathroom to see how deep of cuts you can get on a toilet paper roll while sitting on the can.

 

[Snakebreaker]

You might be a Beckerhead if.....

Your necker stays on while you shower.

 

[Eero]

You might be a beckerhead if you spend more time taking pictures of your knives then your friends and family while on a hike.

 

[Yetidayhiker]

You might be a Beckerhead if:

You scoop hard as a rock ice cream for your kids by batoning the container into bigass cube portions to roaring cheers from the kids and just a shrug from your wife.