You know your a knife nut when???

So-Lo

So-Lo

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when your in your boxers and a t-shirt at night with a knife clipped to your skibbys. Ha, lets hear some more. You know your a nut when you carry more than two knives on your person
 
yeah mine is wedged under my top mattress and the bottom. No joke. I figure I can grab it if I wake up to a mugging. It's right next to my 40 cal S&W
 
The first thing you grab when loading up in the morning is your knife.
 
when you tell your wife they are cheapies, 5 bucks. "Thought I'd pick it up for that." Quick throw away the receipt
 
You know you are a knife nut when when you waste chunks of time, that your employer's paying for, at the copy machine with a picture of a knife you have on order, trying to get an enlargement to exact size to see what it's really going to be like.
 
so-lo kustoms said:
yeah mine is wedged under my top mattress and the bottom. No joke. I figure I can grab it if I wake up to a mugging. It's right next to my 40 cal S&W
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Wedged between the mattress is my Machete on the floor next to the bed is my beater a S&W bolo search&rescue. Hanging on the wall in my BOB next to the Bed is my RAT-5. Under my pillow is the Mark Terrell Typhoid XL karambit. Living room at any time has assorted gerbers and a custom WSK.
 
You know your a knife nut when:

1) When your late to work, and half way there you turn back, because you forgot your knife. . . .wait you never forget your knives!:cool:

2) Your idea of a romantic gift for your GIRL is matching folders for the BOTH of ya!;)

3) When you complain because somebody cut something and didn't think of asking you. :mad:

4) When you have dreams about saving the world . . .with a knife!:D

5) When you spend 2 hours at the newstand right next to the ADULT section reading a knife magazine.:p
 
- when somebody needs a lot of stitches but doesn’t really bother because he needs to clean the steel first,

- when somebody goes out for hiking when he only likes luxury hotels,

- when somebody has a lot of small dents in his keyboard from knife-typing,

- when somebody sells his car, cancels his holiday and dumps his girlfriend for the new release of something named ‘Busse’
 
When you hope the dress pants you just put on have a change pocket deep enough to hold a small knife.
 
When the upper leg part of all your jeans, pants, khackis, etc are worn out from stropping.

When your wife stops asking what you want for your birthday, xmas, etc and asks which knife you want.

When I work 45-50 hours a week and still look for side jobs to make more "knife money".
 
When you name your children after knife manufacturers. (Poor Spyderco...for some reason she just doesn't seem to fit in at school)
 
When you efer to non-knife wielding folks as "sheeple".

When the "sheeple" regard you and your hobby somewhat akin to that guy who dresses up like a Klingon.
 
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