You know your a knife nut when???

when ypu know who Jimmy Lile is
when you take uk knife law as a personal insult
when you can get an edge on anything metal plastic wood anything
 
...You cary a cheap POS blade to lend to dumb-assed co-workers rather than risk your superior edc.
...You give other gifts in old knife boxes.
 
When you think of what knife to have in pocket for your upcoming wedding, way before you even know what you will be wearing... cough cough.... I'll deny that if she asks.
 
you know your a knifenut when you open and close your knife (flick time) way more than you actually use it. Or when you have a callus around your thumb from your spyderhole.
 
When you're near-broke and log onto Bladeforums with no intention of buying anything and log off $300 lighter.
 
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