You know your a knife nut when???

[Bufford]

Your a knifenut when your heavy duty suspenders keep sagging under the strain of the weight from the knives on your belt and pockets.

 

[dwatts67]

When you carry more than one knife...in the same pocket...to church!

 

[PhilL]

You know you're a knifenut when:
Your kid cuts themselves with one of your knives and you check the blade first.
Your copy of Playboy is unread, but the pages of your Blade magazine are all stuck together.

 

[muzzleup]

You know you are a knife nut when you have more knives then you have money to buy more knives. There are soooo many knives and very little $$$!

Ciao
Ron

 

[rdelliott]

You know you're a knife knut "a little sharpening" means "three hours or so".

 

[ORIZONDO]

When Your Pants Pockets Are Thorn Out Cause Of Your Knife Clip

 

[DRMUDD]

When you're going out on the town and you spend more time deciding which knives to carry than your wife does picking out shoes.

 

[FlyingMuskrat]

You know your a knife nut when you say things like, "I'm ok, It's stopped bleeding already."

 

[CUTS LIKE A KRIS]

You know your a knife nut when one arm is bald

Hair grows on left arms???

2) Your idea of a romantic gift for your GIRL is matching folders for the BOTH of ya!
Did that (her first mothers day present!! And she liked it!!)

When you hope the dress pants you just put on have a change pocket deep enough to hold a small knife.
Is the 6"Ti Lite considered small

When your wife stops asking what you want for your birthday, xmas, etc and asks which knife you want.
She outlawed me buying CRKT so she knows which ones to buy me!

When you're going out on the town and you spend more time deciding which knives to carry than your wife does picking out shoes.
I have wayyyy more knives than she has shoes- makes my choice harder!

when your in your boxers and a t-shirt at night with a knife clipped to your skibbys
Neck knife so I don't have to wear either

You know you are a knife nut when when you waste chunks of time, that your employer's paying for, at the copy machine with a picture of a knife you have on order, trying to get an enlargement to exact size to see what it's really going to be like.
And then make it out of cardboard so that you can get the heft of it. Then add tape or more cardboard to get the handle right.
Guess the verdict is in

 

[sjahn]

When you get trouble rotating knifes.

 

[G3]

When "rotating your EDC" means you'll only EDC it once.

 

[Pietje010]

If you make love to you girlfriend whit a knife……on your mind guy’s! Well that just what is mean :jerkit:

When you are deciding what knife to take whit you before there are actual plans of going somewhere.

When you use/say the words EDC, SAK, BK or HAK and look strange at people because they don’t know what you mean.

 

[outlaw918692000]

When your knife collection value exceeds your house.
When you will loan your wife out before your knife.
When the perfect multi tool is a gun with a knife attached.

 

[GibsonFan]

yeah mine is wedged under my top mattress and the bottom. No joke. I figure I can grab it if I wake up to a mugging. It's right next to my 40 cal S&W

Heh, I did that for many years. My last couple of girlfriends were kind of put off by it, though, lol.

 

[gordonk]

When you forget one of the 6 or 8 you carry as part of your edc and feel "naked".

When you acquire a new one to put in the rotation, but can't drop one out, so you just "add" it to the rest (that's how you end up carrying 6 or 8 or more )

When you acquire one to use, like it, so you by another one for the collection (one to show, one to go)

When you buy the next gen, but still like the older model, so you carry both. (another way to end up carrying 6 to 8 or more )

- gord

 

[wicked1]

Heh, I did that for many years. My last couple of girlfriends were kind of put off by it, though, lol.

hehe I was lucky my wife kept a mossberg 590 tucked behind the headboard when I wasnt around usually or else she used to get out one of the AK47's with a 40 rd mag of hollow points in it. I sleep with my glock 10mm and a machette. When I first met my wife she kept a S&W 686 .357 under her pillow at night impressed the hell out of me.I was in love right away. plus she EDC's an old Case knife.

You might be a knife nut when you cant figure out what to do with all the shipping boxes lying around that your knives come in.(damn styrofoam peanuts)

 

[xcel730]

... when you pay top dollars for the best blade and handle, yet never use it
... when you test the sharpness of the blade by shaving your leg hairs
... when you could identify the manufacture and model of a knife from movies/tv from the mere one second it appears
... when you consider "The House of Flying Dagger" as soft core porn
... when you know more about the history of knives more than American history

 

[C. STORR]

...When everyone at work looks at you funny due to the endless flow of USPS boxes that you receive at work so your wife/girlfriend won't see them

...When you can no longer say "hey, I buy all my daughter's birthday gifts off of ebay" as the reason for all of the packages, since her birthday was two months ago and the packages are still coming!!

 

[WeaselBites]

You ask the knife salesman a question, and when he answers it wrong, you correct him.

 

[Josh Muller]

You know your a nut when you carry more than two knives on your person

when you carry 5 or more knives on your person.

when, if asked, you can present 10 knives or more from your person and your car at any given time.