You know you're a knife Knut when...

....your family is ejected from Disney World because you couldn't convince Mickey to pose with both your daughter and your Espada.....which also happens to be her name.
 
You lost count how many knives you own.

You would rather watch knife videos instead of television.

Before you leave the house your knife is the first thing you put in your pocket.

On the rare occasions you forgot your knife, you have an empty sorrow feeling inside.
 
EChoil said:
....your family is ejected from Disney World because you couldn't convince Mickey to pose with both your daughter and your Espada.....which also happens to be her name.
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That's hardcore. :p
 
When you band aid your tender fingertip in order to continue opening and closing your new flipper another couple of hundred times.:)
 
......When your tax return arrives and you think about which knives to buy instead of fixing the roof.
 
...When all of your pet's have "knife-names", and all of your knives have "pet-names".

...When you spend more time fantasizing about knives than actually using them.

...When Chromium content will make-or-break a knife purchase.

...When you spend $500+ on a "gentleman's folder" that you'll probably only carry once or twice a year.
 
EChoil said:
....your family is ejected from Disney World because you couldn't convince Mickey to pose with both your daughter and your Espada.....which also happens to be her name.
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Total LOL! If I ever have a daughter, I'm naming her Espada!:D
 
When...

Non knife carrying friend: "Give me a blade so I can open this."

Me: "What makes you think I have a blade?"

Non knife carrying friend: "Because your you!"

:D
 
1) When you regularly switch EDCs at lunchtime.
2) When your work takes you out of town and you bring enough EDC rotation to last each day.
3) When you use your gf's/wife's hairdryer more than she does but instead of hair, it's knives after cleaning.
4) When you buy have a sonic cleaner not for your watches or jewelry, but for your folders.
 
... you look forward to receiving junk mail, because it gives you more things to cut.
... you've made more cuts through paper "testing" your edges than your high capacity confetti-cut shredder.
... you break down every cardboard box into post-it note sized pieces before tossing them in the recycle bin.
... you feel the need to re-sharpen when your blade no longer cleanly push-cuts newspaper, and only "merely" push-cuts copy paper.
 
The only reason you don't rotate your EDC is that "well, I've still got pocket space, and a extra few ounces won't make that much difference......"
 
When you look at your Lady and think to yourself how you'd like to lube her pivot. You start by telling her that she looks sharp while admiring how her black pants have the same sheen as a ZT blackwash finish. You over look the shotty lock up of her designer belt buckle because your too busy trying to get to the ferro rod notch next to the pivot. There's of course no way to miss the rounded spine so you immediately want to see how well you can get your blade centered , but, alas, she's turned off by your knife porn mind and your forced into a hand rubbed finish.
So much for made in America, I'm going to get a cheap Asian knock off.
 
Tasmaniac said:
When you have five tabs open to the five different online retailers that have been authorized to sell a highly anticipated new knife. You're waiting anxiously for the sale to begin at 9:00 PT, counting down the minutes, the seconds. You frantically hit the Purchase button on one site only to watch in horror as the web site freezes due to the unprecedented traffic volume. Your heart stops a beat, and you hop to the next tab, praying the sucker isn't already sold out.

You hit Purchase again and, to your utter amazement, the knife is in your shopping cart! You're sure you have but seconds left to finalize the purchase, so you frantically enter your credit card info. You choose the default shipping option because by now you're convinced this can't be actually happening. There is no way you're going to actually pull this off. You finalize the purchase and wait for the confirmation email.

EMAIL CONFIRMATION! But wait! The knife was oversold on some sites! So you refuse to check your email for hours because you don't want to get that dreaded Refund message. Finally, you check your email and, astoundingly, you have SHIPPING CONFIRMATION!

.... That, my friends, is a clear sign that you're a knife knut.
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When you can read this and know the exact knife model and brand being referenced without it ever being mentioned once.:D
 
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