You know you're a knife knut when...

longbeachguy

longbeachguy

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-- A sign that you don’t like a particular pattern, maker, blade type, etc. is that you only have a few of them.

-- You have more pocketknives on you at any given time than pockets.

-- When you nick yourself while sharpening, instead of thinking “Oh crap that hurts” or “I’m bleeding!”, you think “Wow that’s a sharp blade! Look how effortlessly it sliced open my flesh!”

-- You insist on 1095 carbon steel in your pen knife, which is only used to clean under your fingernails and cut small pieces of string.

-- You routinely open all of your junk mail instead of just throwing it away because it’s an excuse to use your pocketknife.

Sound familiar? Feel free to add to these.
 
Geeeee, I can not relate to that at all!! Naaaaaaw, that doesn't ring a bell, it rings a whole church tower!! LOL! OMG, how true all that is.:eek:
 
-every morning you stand in front of a pile of knives and try to deside what to carry, while watching the clock knowing you running late! :eek:
 
You spend your last $50 on a knife, cuz you just can't live without it!
You own 60 knives & know what type of steel is in each one!
You upgrade your collection at every opportunity.
You're on a first name basis with your favourite knife shop!!
You eat,sleep & sh*t STEEL!!
 
Your in traffic or a long red light & play open & close with one hand.........
 
Revolutionary said:
I'm just getting started with knives but I am starting to notice some of these things.
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1-knife= 2-knives= 4-knives=8-knives........Knife Knut and his/her money are soon parted!:)
 
Ya' may be eatin' baloney sandwiches in January,but ya' spend everything ya' have on a new custom.Got one tonight. :D
 
-- You have more pocketknives on you at any given time than pockets.
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This IS me! *sigh* counting Swiss knives/tools I've been known to pull six or seven outta my pockets! :eek:
 
You offer to do all the kitchen food preparation and meat carving/slicing at home, AND when you are invited to other people's houses for dinner.......AND you just happen to have your own knives with you, because you know theirs are crap. FYI, I actually do this!

Mikey
 
--You buy those huge packs of meat from Costco or Sam's to cut up and put in the freezer. While driving home, you think of which knives you will use for the job.

--You plan a nice, romantic weekend with the honey in West Virginia. She thinks it's great you picked such a quiet place for a getaway....you REALLY picked the place because it's not too far from New Graham (or some other knife place) ;)

--You never worry about dull steak knives at a restaurant. You'll have at least two on you when you sit to eat and three more in the car.

--You and about 12 other peple are in a room at work. Someone asks, 'Anybody got a knife?'
Everyone turns and looks at you.
You smile and say, 'How big of a knife do you need?' (that one really makes people go >:eek: )
 
Both my arms are patchy or bald. When I cut myself, I just say "that was stupid" and slap on one of my ever-present bandaids. I find myself cutting things for the sake of "testing" my edges.
 
You choose which clothes you buy considering how you can fit your favourite knives and gear in the pockets.
 
When you've given all of your friends and everyone you know a knife or two as a gift. The only person I know that I haven't given a knife to yet is my father in law who has a ton of kitchen knives already.
 
When you put your gun collection on the back burnerand realise knives are actually more expensive but you dont care cause your sick with it,when you get your shooting times in the mail,you flip throgh it looking for knife adds,then you stop to think the last 5 knifes or so would have paid for a wilson cqb.Oh well when I do get a wilson maybe I can get it in S30V.
 
When $287 for a new Busse is a bargain after dropping close to $500 or over for its big brother.

Not a problem.

Rob
 
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