You know you're a knife knut when...

gordonk said:
You get a new blade, but rather than rotate out one of the standard EDC ones you simply add it in somewhere to see if it's good enough to replace one of the normal ones. So.....6 to 8 blades later.......:D

- gord
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LOL! This is so true.:D :D :thumbup:
 
-you have as many links to knife websites in your computer history as you do porn sites
 
Since I've forgotten to pack my knife in my pocket several times and got a bit freaked out by my thoughlessness, I now have an site-specific knife in both my vehicles, my kitchen utility drawer and one in the office.
 
When people that don't know what to expect use one of your kitchen knives....they become terrified when they can not feel the knife cutting the food. :D

You have to be very very careful in bed.
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bigjim said:
When people that don't know what to expect use one of your kitchen knives....they become terrified when they can not feel the knife cutting the food. :D

You have to be very very careful in bed.
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Careful in bed! I wouldn't even lie down in that bed!!!:eek:
 
cosine said:
Careful in bed! I wouldn't even lie down in that bed!!!:eek:
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Dude....reach down and check your package. Theres plenty of room.... as long as you don't toss and turn.:D
 
when your wife asks "what the hell am I going to do with all these knives if something happens to you?" :(
 
brewthunda said:
When your friends and family make fun of you when you DON'T have a knife on you.
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This has happened to me every time I don't have a knife. I get strange looks and questions about my health after I say, "sorry, I don't have a knife on me right now".
 
What about when you buy knives for people as gifts to play with them first and try them out when you can't justify buying them for yourself?

-Lindey
 
goldie said:
Your in traffic or a long red light & play open & close with one hand.........
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On road trips, it can sometimes go on for hours...


JFO said:
-you have as many links to knife websites in your computer history as you do porn sites
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porn = 3
knives = 8

My name's Benny, and I too am a bladeaholic. Someone should really just take all these knives away from me. I feel sorry for the guy who tries though, because he's going to lose appendages... (envision a little smiley face right here, spurting out blood)
 
You know it's bad when you:

A. You like your new Spyderco SO MUCH that you have to buy a back-up model...then you rationalize a backup for the back-up.....then a back-up for the back-up back-up, then a....

B. When sitting on home on your off day, you constantly change out your 'round the house EDC because you think the other's might be getting "jealous"...
 
1#When I buy new knive:D :thumbup: because a have a argument with my wife:p
2#When I sell a knife because a will have a big fight with my wife:D
 
--If you're out in public with only one knife, even if it's CRKT M16-14 "Big Dog" or BM Skirmish you feel under knifed, or "knife light".

--When you need to cut down some cardboard boxes at home, you take out five different knives for the job, so you can compare their performance.
 
when you come across your friend/co-worker with a sealed package, and you just look at each other for a second, knowing what's about to happen, or they had searched for you to begin with :D
 
You find yourself reading these forums all the time and trying to decide what your next knife purchase is going to be. :D
 
when your wife stops asking, "what'd ya get in the mail?"
 
-When you test cut so much paper that you're considering selling confetti for a living

-When the smell of Tuff-Glide or Militec-1 on you overpowers your aftershave or cologne

-When your hands have a lot of scars and look thoroughly abused but you work at a computer all day

-When you have more belts you use as strops than belts you wear
 
When you have man-love for certain knife makers. Wait did that sound gay? Forget I said anything.
 
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