You know you're a knife nut when...

...when you have more knives for different occasions than you Gal' has pairs of shoes.

...you get more emails from knife websites than emails from work/business.

...you don't update your Facebook status, instead, you post pictures of your new knife on this forum.
 
So what? Don't be a buzz kill...

You know you're a knife nut when you take a knife-forum more seriously than reality:rolleyes:

Buzz kill smuzz kill. It is the truth. When you are here enough and you know a thread has been done before and you know where to find it you are a knife nut. :)
 
Buzz kill smuzz kill. It is the truth. When you are here enough and you know a thread has been done before and you know where to find it you are a knife nut. :)

Okay, Craytab has you on this one!

But still.

You know you're a knife knut when your knives are stored more securely than your kids' birth certificates.
 
My daughter came with a birth certificate?

You mean like the thing I got with my sebenza?
 
When you check the delivery status of an incoming purchase and upon realizing it's at your place you b-line it home early! Haha me last week.
 
When your Bladeforums username is in orange letters.
 
You know you are knife nut when...you see spaceship and all you want to know which folder that alien was carrying!
 
Good replies!

When you bookmark some knife brand websites on your computer.

When you show your husband PRETTY knife pictures online and from this forum.

When you compare one or more knife prices to some former $$$ ammunition prices when you used to be a HIGH volume shooter!

When you want your leather belt to match your knife sheath if you open carry a knife.

When you quit looking for reloading products in town and comparing prices on a daily/weekly basis for your husband (In the past.) and LOOK at knives and axes instead.

When you head for the KNIFE SECTION in the local large and small stores instead of heading to the firearms section first.

When your neighbor man and a few other people admire your knife or knives in person as they did with your former firearms.

When they ask you what YOU saw in stock in knives as they did for some firearm products when specific things were hard to find and still are.

Cate
 
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