You know you're a knife nut when...

...when you look at everyone's belts and pockets to see if they're also carrying, and if they are, fixate your thoughts on trying to figure out if you know what knife it is.

Blues Bender said:
...when you have more knives for different occasions than you Gal' has pairs of shoes.

...you get more emails from knife websites than emails from work/business.

...you don't update your Facebook status, instead, you post pictures of your new knife on this forum.
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Wow. All me, haha!
 
When you watch a movie just to see the knife scenes.

When you look forward to getting off work and getting home so you can spend time with a new knife you just got.

These^ both apply to me.
 
When your on this forum and have 1000+ post count.

When you buy cheap edc knives and gift them to everyone every year in hope they will join your fascination.

When both arms have no hair.

When you constantly looking for phone books.

When you smile & chuckle/laugh at the responses your reading.

When your on this thread thinking of a clever response.
 
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If my memory serves me right, I think a post went something like this (you are ordering another knife even before the one u just ordered has reached your mailbox. ) This appealed to me , but worryingly I was doing this way too often . Limiting my knife buying budget to £20,000 k this year. Only kidding:D Faron.
 
You know you're a knife nut....

If you keep rewinding and pausing a movie because you think you might have seen a glimpse of a knife or a barely visible pocket clip.

If you know the type of steel of every single knife you own, but can't remember your anniversary or wife's b-day.

If you frequently drop several hundred dollars on a knife without blinking, but freak out when the price of gas goes up 0.01 cent per gallon.

If you intentionally wear your worst worn out shirts and pants with high hopes you will find an errant thread that needs cutting.

If you whip out your machete/survival-type knife for the most mundane kitchen tasks. (Some cheeses are seriously tough.)

If you have ever looked at yourself in a mirror holding a knife, just to see how awesome it looks in your hand.

If your non-knife-guy buddy asks to borrow your knife and you cringe, because you just KNOW he's gonna use it as a screwdriver.

If you also carry a beater-knife so your non-knife buddies can borrow it and use it as a screwdriver. :)

If you rotate your EDC religiously, but can't remember how many days it has been since you last changed your socks or underwear.
 
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When you have 6,370 pictures in your phone and they are all of 1 dog and hundreds of knives.

When you put stropping compound on the inside of your belt.

When everyone asks if you can sharpen their knife .. thinking it’s a free service that takes 30 seconds.

When you’ve lost count of the times you’ve been stitched or stapled in emergency rooms.
 
EChoil said:
Yup, and I'll post the same thing I posted there:

....your family is ejected from Disney World because you couldn't convince Mickey to pose with your daughter while holding your Espada.....which also happens to be her name.
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Yup
 
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