"You may be a knife nut if..."

[Fir Na Tine]

 

[Fir Na Tine]

 

[StoneAndSteel]

When the amount of sales tax you paid on a knife is more than what a normal human would spend on a "nice" knife.

 

[Kmikaz3]

 

[rexromic]

My knives are my best friends and they are always with me wherever I go.Just following tradition of my family.My dad,grandfather,great grandfather all did the same thing,always carried a knife in their pockets.Is it crazy?No!
Completely normal and not nutty at all .

 

[Bastler]

When you're planning a week long trip and you spend more time deciding which knife to take than you do planning the rest of the trip.

I spent maybe two minutes picking out clothes for a wedding today, but I thought about which knife to take for a week. Copperlock won the day...or the bare head Buck 500, still not sure...

 

[L.A. Saiga]

You have a “jewellery box” for knives beside your bed.

: )

 

[TRfromMT]

...when you ask your three-year-old what he thinks is in the new package, and he confidently replies, "Knife!"

Happened this afternoon, in his mother's hearing I might add.

Similarly, if your 3 to 5 year old "draws daddy a picture of a spider knife!"

Mine did that.

 

[The Meat man]

...when you ask your three-year-old what he thinks is in the new package, and he confidently replies, "Knife!"

Happened this afternoon, in his mother's hearing I might add.

Similarly, if your 3 to 5 year old "draws daddy a picture of a spider knife!"

Mine did that.

Ha ha!

Or if he knows which one is your "siderco" and which is your "sheer-gor-off".