You might be a Beckerhead..if...

[bored2deth]

1.You can identify a becker knife blindfolded, with your hands behind your back, using only your lil' piggies..
2.You could eat bacon for breakfast, lunch, and dinner..
3...?

 

[spikebot587]

youve ever eaten popcorn with a severed chicken foot

 

[NCSlice]

You leave work early when online tracking says "delivered"

 

[Silver Needle]

Your "small collection" includes several models of each BK and you're currently waiting for more to come in the mail...

 

[SALTY]

You ignore the kitchen knife set in the morning and use a BK-5 to slice olives, dice onions and cut Feta cheese to make an omelet.

 

[winterveil]

You leave work early when online tracking says "delivered"

This. Every. Single. Time.

 

[BeeKayNutCase]

..when you've given serious consideration to removing a kidney with your 5 to sell on the black market just to buy another 5..

 

[ocnLogan]

youve ever eaten popcorn with a severed chicken foot

I'll be honest, I must not be a Beckerhead then. As I have not, nor do I really have a desire to ever do this.

But, you might be a Beckerhead if...

you have spare handle scales laying around
You have preferences to different coatings from different eras
you know what "cliching" is
You've ever done something ridiculous, photographed it, and then won a Becker because of it

 

[NikkiR]

When you carry a fixed blade to your office job.
Your collection of paint stripper and nitrile gloves is impressive and mis matched.

 

[mbay1455]

You get a number.

Until then, like me you might be a Becker Aficionado, or a Becker Enthusiast, or a Becker Lover, or a Becker Collector, or a Becker User, or a Becker Fan, or a Becker Addict, or a Becker Supporter, or a Becker Zealot, or a Becker Fanatic.

But not a 'Beckerhead'.

 

[DerekH]

youve ever eaten popcorn with a severed chicken foot

Good lord I hate that I can answer this with an affirmative.

 

[dresnor]

You name your dog Becker.

Jeremy

 

[ocnLogan]

Good lord I hate that I can answer this with an affirmative.

So now I finally know what happens at the gatherings...

*shudder*

 

[DerekH]

You get a number.

Until then, like me you might be a Becker Aficionado, or a Becker Enthusiast, or a Becker Lover, or a Becker Collector, or a Becker User, or a Becker Fan, or a Becker Addict, or a Becker Supporter, or a Becker Zealot, or a Becker Fanatic.

But not a 'Beckerhead'.

Did you request a number and not get one?

 

[mbay1455]

Did you request a number and not get one?

No, no worries. I've not done enough to qualify. It's all good. Just bustin' chops.

For now, in addition to my list of descriptors above, I'm an Aspiring Beckerhead wannabe.

 

[mbay1455]

Okay, I'll play along...

If you buy a BK9, then spend hours stripping and sanding it so it has a really nice finish; then go buy another one as a user so you don't mess up the 'prettiness' of the first one. Oh, and another one, and another one.

 

[spikebot587]

if you shave Gunyon into your chest

 

[Zuluninja]

youve ever eaten popcorn with a severed chicken foot

+1 here...missed this year's gathering grrr

 

[jius]

You chop down and tree - just cos you can!!!

 

[NCSlice]

if you shave Gunyon into your chest

Or moose..