You might be a Beckerhead..if...

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Or moose..

Truth

Or if you've ever felt a chill go down your spine, and realized it was just Tradwater casting his gaze upon you.

 

[keroscene]

You name your dog Becker.

Jeremy

LMAO! I'm guilty of this!


If you sit around trying to think of tasks to do that would require a becker OR you use your BK9 to open a letter

 

[Bladite]

"you help found a Becker sub-forum on BF and create a now out of date database on most Becker knives known to man?"

 

[1066vik]

Ethan comes to your house for breakfast.

 

[Bladite]

i don't think Ethan has even been to my state

 

[Yetidayhiker]

You ignore the kitchen knife set in the morning and use a BK-5 to slice olives, dice onions and cut Feta cheese to make an omelet.

You too? I am not alone.

 

[keroscene]

"you help found a Becker sub-forum on BF and create a now out of date database on most Becker knives known to man?"

And your efforts are greatly appreciated!

If you find yourself reading Bladite's out of date bible 'o Beckers and are very intrigued by it

 

[Gassy]

And your efforts are greatly appreciated!

If you find yourself reading Bladite's out of date bible 'o Beckers and are very intrigued by it

I agree, good resource.

 

[Gassy]

You buy two of every blade and when the TV show Becker is on you go looking for one.

 

[Jonny1280]

You have about 100 mis-matched Becker boxes, scales, assorted hardware, and sheaths littering your closet.
Have savored The Gunyons nuts...
Got a knife mailed to you by a fellow Beckerhead wrapped in a dirty sock...
Won a contest and recieve a box full of pink stripper glitter, dog poop, and pics of naked dudes...
Gave away cool stuff to other Beckerheads every thousand posts or just for the hell of it....
Sent meat or beer via USPS to another Beckerhead...
Your wife had almost hung up on Ethan Becker because she thought he was a telemarketer...
Can strip a knife and convex it in less than 20 minutes...
Have Tradewatered in public...
Have been banned at least once by Bladite...
Enjoyed a meal cooked by Ethan Becker...
Have bootlegged BK&T stickers on your vehicles...
Have Cliched, Warriorized, or JT'd(jimped) a blade...
Been to a gathering...

 

[tanglediver]

youve ever eaten popcorn with a severed chicken foot

Good lord I hate that I can answer this with an affirmative.

So now I finally know what happens at the gatherings...

*shudder*

Did we pull on chicken tendons to grasp said popcorn??:watermelon:

 

[spikebot587]

I do believe so

 

[Psyop]

youve ever eaten popcorn with a severed chicken foot

Hmmm what kind of a guy does that

 

[beckerbrain]

You insist on chopping your own firewood instead of buying it for 1$ per 20 lbs down the street.

 

[SALTY]

You name your dog Becker.

Jeremy

My wife's maiden name is Becker -seriously!

 

[Silver Needle]

My wife's maiden name is Becker -seriously!

You should've have gone all progressive feminist and taken her last name!

 

[beckerbrain]

Your probably a beckerhead if you have 100 lines in your thumbnails from the old "testing the edge on your thumbnail" trick.

 

[Hawk590]

Did we pull on chicken tendons to grasp said popcorn??:watermelon:

It is quite humorous what you can do with a freshly cut chicken leg, the small strings from some paracord and some jiffy pop.

I had almost wiped that event from my mind....

 

[Cody4x4]

Upon hearing that a Becker model is going away you immediately go buy one or several whether you already have one or not

 

[NCSlice]

Upon hearing that a Becker model is going away you immediately go buy one or several whether you already have one or not

So very true....seen a whole lot of this lately