You might be a Beckerhead..if...

YMBABH if:

Dinner carrots get batoned (cross and lengthwise) and converted to feathersticks and your family no longer says anything...

:p
 
mbay1455 said:
Okay, I'll play along...

If you buy a BK9, then spend hours stripping and sanding it so it has a really nice finish; then go buy another one as a user so you don't mess up the 'prettiness' of the first one. Oh, and another one, and another one.
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I don't think that one is exclusive to Beckers,

But repeated buying of more than two of the same models maybe......
 
You may be a Beckerhead...
if hear certain numbers such as "2" "7" or "16" you think Becker,

(you know it's true, don't bother trying to deny it)


You may be a Beckerhead.....
If you are (on average) never more than ten meters away from a BK during most of day,
 
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Anthony_UK said:
You may be a Beckerhead...
if hear certain numbers such as "2" "7" or "16" you think Becker..
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Allow me to elaborate. If you have a 24h clock/watch and every time you see the times 16:14 or 17:04 or 11:07 or 09:24 or 15:02 (etc.) you start thinking of cool combos..
 
Anthony_UK said:
You may be a Beckerhead...
if hear certain numbers such as "2" "7" or "16" you think Becker,

(you know it's true, don't bother trying to deny it)


You may be a Beckerhead.....
If you are (on average) never more than ten meters away from a BK during most of day,
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I am never more than 1/300th of a meter from my Becker. It's my neck knife that is always there!
 
YMBABHI...
You find a modded Becker you must have 6 weeks before your birthday and consider it your birthday present, then you find a deal you can't refuse on the exchange, trade blanket, etc the day before your birthday and think "wth...it's my bday"... Click click click...
 
You've given away most of the knives you have received as prizes because you want to spread the wealth! (Not sure if that one was on here already, if so I will modify it.)
 
Gassy said:
Umm guilty😒
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Also guilty. My wife actually gives me trouble for it now lol. Told me if I needed to shave hair... do it in a spot that my shirt or pants covers, so nobody sees the smooth patches. haha
 
YMBABI: you've ever drawn stares from people who actually know you (like relatives) any time you get out one of your Beckers to (start a fire, cut cake, cut steak, skin a fart, open a beer.....trust me, we ALL know what this is like) and feel a little like they should get it by now but still you have to explain.....
 
YMBABH if...

- You sleep with a stripped, convexed, inner-tube-gripped BK-7 on your nightstand next to the bed. (And you reach for it before your flashlight when something sets the dog off at 2am. :thumbup:)

- You name your Beckers. My BK-7 is "Carroll", after Lewis Carroll, of Jaberwocky fame. (It's my "vorpal blade.")

~Chris
 
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