You might be a knifeaholic if....

[plumberroy]

...your forearms are constantly bald.

Anyone else got one?

I Honest to god had a nurse practitioner ask why my right forearm didn't have hair on it and my left side did (I'm a lefty)

 

[adinb114]

you save paper that would otherwise be thrown away to peform cutting test

Dude,
that's what old cabelas catalogs are for.

 

[Call_to_Arms]

You sharpen already sharp knives

Your friends show off scars from where they cut themselves with your knives.

 

[MrFoo]

....Guilty

Hello,

When you buy your girl friend/wife a knife just so you can play with it when shes not looking.

Chris

 

[spydusse]

When you drink two bottles of jack a day.....woops wrong meeting sorry

 

[spydusse]

I think this might qualify...I'm leaving on vacation this weekend.

I spent the last 3 days mulling over which knives i'm going to bring.

When you can't decide wich knives to bring on vacation so you pack your entire collection into an extra duffelbag

 

[ioerror]

Reading, reading, reading....... Hi. My name is Mitko and obviously i'm a knifeaholic.

 

[GRIFFIN HAWKS]

I you have box[es] that look like this ?

BE WELL .. GH

 

[eccvets]

if all your kitchen knifes can wittle hair...

 

[Blade_Crazy]

If you purposely ignore the easy tear strips on mail so you have an excuse to use your knife.

 

[Blade_Crazy]

You may be a knifeaholic if you have a "church" knife.

AMEN Brother!

 

[SaintWarrior]

I think I might be a knifeaholic. I love knives very much and experience some sort of very special joy when I buy myself a new one. There is something personal in every knife to my mind maybe because knives are the very first weapons the humans have invented. I think I will be collecting knives or something like that.

 

[Bladetester]

i walked around with a bald spot on my leg for the longest time it sucked because it was summer and a hot one at that so i had no choice but to wear shorts

 

[Hadji Flip Me Over]

You constantly look for a reason to pull out your knife and use it.

You unabashedly stare at people's pockets to see if they have clips and then are seriously tempted to try and meet the person who has it when you see one.

I do both of these frequently.

 

[umberto00]

... when you get upset that "Choil" isn't considered a real word in the Scrabble Dictionary.

... when most people say "FB", you assume they're talking about a Fixed Blade, when they're really talking about Facebook.

 

[FireAnt]

when you sleep in your briefs with a knife clipped inside

 

[adinb114]

...if you have 6 knives within easy reach from where you sleep.

...if you have two knives under your pillow

...when you start referring to your knife(s) as who, him or her.

 

[FireAnt]

AMEN Brother!

Lol, i use a buck prince

 

[gdwtvb]

....If you actively try to get your spouse to spend money on frivilous things so that you can use them later to justify your knife purchases.

....If when deciding between knives to buy, you try to get knives that look similar to the ones that you already have in the hopes that the new ones will go unnoticed.

...you take up new hobbies just to justify more knives. (camping, whittling, etc.)

....when buying new pants you examine the pocket seams to see how well they will hold up.

...you're taking notes from this thread.

Grizz

 

[Taonari]

....If you actively try to get your spouse to spend money on frivilous things so that you can use them later to justify your knife purchases.

....If when deciding between knives to buy, you try to get knives that look similar to the ones that you already have in the hopes that the new ones will go unnoticed.

...you take up new hobbies just to justify more knives. (camping, whittling, etc.)

....when buying new pants you examine the pocket seams to see how well they will hold up.

...you're taking notes from this thread.

Grizz

Absolutely brilliant Grizz. I especially liked the first and second ones.