You might be a knifeaholic if....

-If you see a reason to spend $170 on a Starlingear bead JUST to make your $400 Strider look "cooler"

-If you have no problem what so ever justifying spending $200+ on a single knife

-If you get anxious to go home after travelling somewhere without a knife

-If you find yourself re-winding and pausing movies to see what knife that guy was holding/using

-You get slightly disappointed at the character when you realize said knife is a cheap Chinese one

...I'm guilty of all these :D
 
Order knives on a certain day of the week so that they will arrive the Friday or Saturday you get back home from college. :D
 
Regarding first post, I tested sharpness of my new ladybug today and first thing i did was to cut a tiny wound. I am not used to such sharpness. :D I thought my kabar black fighter was sharp when it could shave some hair but still scratching the skin. I have removed quite a lot hair from both arms. :D
 
adinb114 said:
You might be a knifeaholic if....
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. . . you used to store your knives like this.

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When you no longer think twice about wearing neck knives in public.

When your left pocket is bulging because you are more concerned with your keys sharing a pocket with your knife, than your expensive phone.

When you assume a stranger with a paracord bracelet is an EDC bro.

When you buy your girlfriend a knife, decide you like it, then tell her its "probably too big for you" and take it back for yourself.

When driving, you daydream about having to justify the number, size and types of knives you have on your person and in your car to a cop if you get pulled over.
 
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