You might have a knife problem if...

southernknives

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You type in the entire word, "bladeforums" in your stock market account as a symbol before you catch yourself.
 
And you think this might be a problem because...? :D

I've made more buying and selling knives in the past year :) than my pitiful stock portfolio has. :(
 
Yep...if you have pictures like this just laying around.

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zzyzzogeton said:
And you think this might be a problem because...? :D

I've made more buying and selling knives in the past year :) than my pitiful stock portfolio has. :(
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Well maybe not a problem.:) kinda weird though. :)

I am going to make trading my sole income soon. So I do several hours a day of research at night, then buy & sell sometimes within minutes of each other.
 
.....You use the knife you got in the mail yesterday to open the package containing the knife you got in the mail TODAY.

(Happened to me more times than I want to admit)
 
...you live on nothing but CupO'Soup, because your entire grocery budget for the month went to that awesome knife deal that you just couldn't pass up...
 
No if you don't feel the cut from your knife it doesn't mean you have a knife problem, that just means your good at sharpening your knives. Now if you felt it and felt some chips in the blade and it pulling while you cut yourself than you have a knife problem and need to sharpen it out. Which is what happened to me on a new knife before I accidentally cut myself and a small chip in the blade is what I felt which pulled my skin, instead of cut. The rest of the cut I didn't feel except that part of the blade. That is one way to know you have a knife problem, I don't recommend going about it that way. I just didn't get around to sharpening it out before the accident happened as I was still trying to get used to how the knife felt as it was brand new.
 
You carry so many knives that you set off the airport metal detectors...



...from across town!
 
...you buy your coffee cups based upon how well the bottoms will work for steeling your edges.

...whenever you eat at a restaurant, you spend the whole meal thinking about how laughable their cutlery is and imagining how it could be improved (or discussing these things if you happen to be dining with other knuts).

...you see a pic of a hot chick with a really nice knife and you find yourself more turned on by the knife than by the chick (or you at least find them equally appealing). :D
 
Still waiting for that new knife to arrive in the mail, but are already checking the trade forum to see what you might swap it for!
 
You realize you went on vacation for three weeks and you have two knives in the mail...
 
9blades said:
You realize you went on vacation for three weeks and you have two knives in the mail...
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Or when you're about to go on vacation, and two knives will come while you're gone.

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