You might have a knife problem if...

[ebidis]

when you don't have hair on either arm.

Or your legs.

 

[xX_Blade_Xx]

You have a knife as your screensaver

I have a knife as my screensaver... Oh well...

 

[Hateman]

At work, someone holds up a knife and asks, 'Anyone know what knife this is?' People slowly turn their heads in your direction. Then, you tell the guy exactly what knife it is; true story.

or

A knife falls from a table and goes point first into your leg. You grab the knife and wipe the blood off of it, since blood can rust a blade, as you hobble to the bathroom to stop the bleeding; another true story.

 

[dzlvs8]

.....if you don't have a knife.

 

[kershawTEX]

When your fingertips all have little fine cuts from checking blade sharpness.....AND you post about trimming your "BUSH" on a very public and popular knife forum online for everyone to see ; p

 

[evanPGH]

.....You use the knife you got in the mail yesterday to open the package containing the knife you got in the mail TODAY.

(Happened to me more times than I want to admit)

Hahahaha yep...

 

[Surfingringo]

when your fingertips all have little fine cuts from checking blade sharpness.....and you post about trimming your "bush" on a very public and popular knife forum online for everyone to see ; p

shazam!!!