You might have a knife problem if...

When you passed your age a long time ago, and you're working on one knife for every pound you weigh.
 
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You find yourself trimming your bush because you've run out of body hair to test your edges on. I think I'm gonna go with a lighting bolt like Shazam! ;)
 
When you have knives you bought on the forum mailed to your hotel while your on vacation so you don't have to wait.
 
When the guy in the ER asks how you sliced yourself open. You pause and say, "Do you know what a naginata is?" (true story....7 stitches) :-S
 
Paul Brach said:
When the guy in the ER asks how you sliced yourself open. You pause and say, "Do you know what a naginata is?" (true story....7 stitches) :-S
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Ouch...when you realize you have a ZT 0801, kershaw leek CP, and Kershaw orange DWO in the mail. are buying a benchmade 530 tomorrow, a kershaw random task next Friday, and a ZT talon by the end of the month...now I just need to buy some food.

The first three in my list were gifts by the way! Thank you Gino (KAI corp.) for the 0801 and Daymon (knottyeagle) for the leek and DWO, you guys are freaking amazing!
 
Paul Brach said:
"Do you know what a naginata is?" (true story....7 stitches) :-S
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When you go to google Naginata because you don't know what it is. You type in "nag" and Naginata pops up as a possible search response because you've googled so much knife related searches lately...

Fred
 
Or when your family is leaving for something and you hear the house alarm beeping its countdown to being armed... and you are trying to decide what knife you need/want to carry on this particular trip to where ever... and you realize you don't know (or have already forgot) where you are going...:D

If my wife only knew the difficulty I sometimes face on a day to day basis...

Fred
 
when you go to type in a web address and doesn't matter what letter you press it brings up atleast 1 knife site :D same goes for google hehehe
 
When you tell your family you need to shave for work and
they tell you not to use your EDC because they know you're
in a hurry and it makes them nervous.

True story. A Buck 110 makes for a good shave....lol
 
the first time I accidentally cut myself with my knife after learning how to sharpen it I was genuinely confused, because I saw my hand slip and felt from the hand holding the knife that I had cut sommething but I didn't feel anything, then a second later blood started coming out and I was like wtf
 
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