Your choice of knife?

[lieferung]

I can't tell if all these smatchet suggestions are sarcastic or not but I'd imagine it would work, right?

I wouldn't want a knife, I think a bludgeoning weapon would be better. If I had to pick a knife it'd be a fixed stiletto or maybe a tanto. Something that stabbed well (to pierce the cranium and destroy the brain).

 

[LEGION 12]

 

[Insipid Moniker]

Jarbenza best choice. End thread now.

 

[CookieRawwr]

The Mickey Strider turd knife lashed to the end of a long stick.

 

[DJC72]

Anything Cold Steel. Their Proof-Truth videos speak for themselves.

Disclaimer: I do like some of their products

 

[Jack_Burton]

Good size sharp bowie knife and my tactical wakizashi

 

[Man with no name]

Anything Cold Steel. Their Proof-Truth videos speak for themselves.

Disclaimer: I do like some of their products

 

[Mikel_24]

Sorry, not bad-ass enough... It STILL has a lock AND serrated blade.

Go fetch a traditional slipjoint... Now that's rad!

 

[sXePhenomenal]

I'll just pretend you asked what is the one knife id pick in an end of the world scenario and such related topics. Folders id take a Hinderer XM-18 or the trusty Buck 110 my sweet custom shop s30v drop point ofc. Fixed blade not in to fixed blades only one I own is a Benchmade hidden canyon hunter so I guess it

 

[Hickory n steel]

This is what I would want in a zombie apocalypse

 

[Therom]

Zombie tool reaver cleaver
https://www.zombietools.net/shop/reaver-cleaver-2/
I like it but I cannot imagine any use for it but in case a zombie apocalypse

 

[Emden]

Pffft. Can't cast Turn Undead if you're using an edged weapon.

If you're a paladin, you would be able to turn undead with a sword in your hand.
That's why +5 holy sword were invented..

 

[Pilsner]

I would take a load of people who can’t run as fast as me.

 

[Hickory n steel]

If I had this knife in a zombie apocalypse I would not be an unhappy camper.

I'm sure I don't need to say which DEXTER in this picture I'm talking about.

 

[scottyj]

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This one

Death Race 2000?

 

[Accelerator]

Busse War Train and a Knight's Armament LMG.

 

[Basp2005]

Non knife zombie melee weapon choice.

 

[Rupestris]

Sorry, not bad-ass enough... It STILL has a lock AND serrated blade.

Go fetch a traditional slipjoint... Now that's rad!

You underestimate the Jarbenza?

Rookie mistake.

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My choice would be to dual wield Jagdkommando three edged daggers in a comedic fashion from the bow of my boat because zombies can't swim.

 

[not2sharp]

Zombie tool reaver cleaver
https://www.zombietools.net/shop/reaver-cleaver-2/
I like it but I cannot imagine any use for it but in case a zombie apocalypse

Why not? It is a take on the traditional beef splitter. At one point meat processor would have had racks full of these.

n2s

 

[GermanyChris]

Death Race 2000?

Yes