Your creativity is needed...

Steven's Post took the forum to 4000 total!

 

Once you enter the Swamp, you'll never leave.

 

We've got the "rat" stuff.

Rats need love too.

I've got rat fever.

 

Cool. Looks like the Swamp is becoming one of the bigger manufacturer forums around here.

 

These rats have bite!

At night the Rats come out!

I've got Swamp Rat fever! (a la AlphamanIV)

Customer Service Representative (Me likes too)

The teeth on these (Swamp) Rats are sharp!

Swamp Rats: Darwin was right

Some knife companies claim they are sharp. Swamp Rats are sharp!

Swamp Rats: The other forest creatures cower in fear!



Cheers,
BJB

 

I don't know why, but I keep thinking of the old Blues song lyric:
"Gonna drink muddy water and sleep in a hollow log."

 

- Tough Rats finish last.
- No wimps in the Swamp.
- I'm looking for a woman like my knife - sharp, tough, easy to handle, and cheap.
- Ask me how to get Rat Tough.
- Prove your love - beat your Rat.
- Rats thrive on tough love!
- (on shirt front)The last Rat standing... (on back) WINS!!
- No hurry. No worry. Rats on duty.
- When in doubt, whip your Rat out!
- This Rat lasts!
- Swamp Rat Knives: where 'tough' was born.
- When it's time for fun, reach for SR101.
- A beaten on Rat is a happy Rat.
- Swamp Rat - when you dare give the very best.
- Make your way to the Swamp!
- Lead the evolutionary pack - go with a Rat!
- Spank Your Rat!
- Get a Rat -- Bend it, beat it, never defeat it.
- Got chop?
- Come to the Swamp and leave the competition behind.
- Don't get mad...get a Rat.
- Swamp Rat Knives are cheaper AND better.
- Swamp Rat Knives - The Competitive Edge!
- Swamp Rat Knives - The Competitor's Edge!
- (on front)Sharpen your edge! (on back) Get a Swamp Rat Knife!
- Given a choice, I'll take a Swamp Rat Knife.
- Hi-speed & Lo-drag? Keep a Rat in your bag.
- That thing on my leg IS a Rat.
- No mercy in the Swamp.
- My best friend is a Rat.
- This Rat is ready to roll!
- Uncivilized Rat
- The hotter the swamp, the cooler a Rat gets.
- Gnaw-ty tee-shirt (on shirt with rat-chewed looking holes in it)

 

my meager contributions...


Born in the Swamp
And tough as Hell

Big, mean, and tough as Hell? Yup.

Warning : Rats may bite. HARD!

Rats are tough SR101

Rats
Are
Tough
Stuff

(anyone else familiar with the GNU naming conventions? )


Regards,

Shaun.

 

Cute. Tough.
Stinky.
SWAMP RAT!

 

STINKY

 

Ack! You summoned the swamp skunk!

*brandishes two cans of air fresheners*

Back, back!

*squirts the pleasant scent toward Idahog.*

 

I like the CSR idea. Maybe even:

Customer Service Representative
AND
Authorized Warranty Claims Specialist

 

The Fringe Benefits are Awesome

This Rat's Not Turning Back

Swamp Rat swings
back to the Front

The Front's just
as good looking!


Swamp Rat won't turn
its back on you.

This Rat is a
RODENT!

 

"My knife can beat up your knife."

"once you go Rat, you never go back."

"Unforgiving, Untouchable, Unbreakable"

"Trap this"

"Enter the Swamp"

"Rats are Nasty -- Swamp Rats are worse."

"Swamp Rat Knives -- Rodents with a BITE."

"Swamp Rat Knives -- Now with 20% less Rabies."

"I've got Rabies."

"Get Infested"

"Cut more than just Cheese."

Okay things are just getting cheesy now. If any of these have already been said, sorry about it.

 

"Life's a Rat Race -- Lead the Pack"

"The Rat Race just got Tougher"

 

This Rat bites back

 

Beyond the Rat Race - Swamp Rat

n2s

 

Danger: RAT BITES!

Rat Bites administered free of charge.

Meaner than a junkyard dog!

The knives your special forces survival instructor wanted you about!