If you're in a boat in the middle of the ocean and the boat capsizes and your wife and your knife are going down. Which one do you save? By the way, my wife prompted me to post this. Catch 22?
When I looked at the question I thought of something different. I have a fishing buddy that was getting for the wedding and his fiance told him "it's either the boat or me"
We fish on that boat a lot.
How about if you hear "them knives or me"?
Hey I do not have a wife either. She got fired because she spent too much time with her boyfriend. So I do not have a problem.. But I do agree with some of the guys Kives are replacable.. if I had a wife( And I will be more selective the next time) She would already know how to swim.
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I used to be disgusted .Now I am just amused....I feel much better now that I have given up all hope
Why just a couple of days ago I was thinking about this as the wife and I cruised around the South Pacific. For me it all comes down to this:
1) How deep is the water?
2) What knife are we talking about?
3) Are you going to need it before you get
rescued?
4) Was it her idea to take this cruise?
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