Your knife or your wife?

Hey come-
>> ... and the boat capsizes and your wife and your knife are going down. <<
This scenario sounds really fake,
are you sure you did not throw your wife overboard after she lost the knife?
Only to dive after the knife - of course
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*so is life : hard but unfair*

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~bigbore`s knives~
 
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2"> originally written by Tom Waits
Better Off Without a Wife

all my friends are married
every Tom and Dick and Harry
you must be strong
to go it alone
here's to the bachelors
and the bowery bums
and those who feel that they're the ones
who are better off without a wife
I like to sleep until the crack of noon
midnight howlin' at the moon
goin' out when I want to
and I'm comin' home when I please
I don't have to ask permission
if I want to go out fishing
and I never have to ask for the keys
never been no Valentino
had a girl who lived in Reno
left me for a trumpet player
didn't get me down
he was wanted for assault
though he said it weren't his fault
well the coppers rode him right
out of town
I like to sleep until the crack of noon
midnight howlin' at the moon
goin' out when I want to
And I'm comin' home when I please
I don't have to ask permission
if I want to go out fishing
and I never have to ask for the keys
selfish about my privacy
as long as I can be with me
we get along so well I can't believe
I love to chew the fat with folks
and listen to all your dirty jokes
I'm so thankful for these friends
I do receive
I like to sleep until the crack of noon
midnight howlin' at the moon
I'm goin' out when I want to
And I'm comin' home when I please
I don't have to ask permission
if I want to go out fishing
and I never have to ask for the keys
'Cause I'm better off without a wife
</font>
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Who could say they're better off without a knife?
 
My wife (even though I don't have one)

BUT the very next thing I would do is go one up on the knife just lost!!!!

(assuming the knife I lost was my very favorite)
 
I'm not married, but I'd save my wife.

If you guys were really knife knuts you'd have custom kydex life preservers made for your knives.
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I may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer... but I've got the sharpest knife in the room.
 
If you said your knife; you shouldn't be married :) (my wife is looking over my shoulder).

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Rick Gray - Left Handers Unite
 
I have a lot of knives, but only one wife. Although my knives hold a place in my heart, my wife could never be replaced. The choice is obvious..................

Life is good..............she makes it better
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Greg

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Always do right....this will gratify some and astonish the rest.
Mark Twain
 
Hey RGRAY, I had the opposite situation. My ex was cold and my knives were hot! A wise man once told me "son, there are only two reasons a man hangs out in bars drinking till all hours---either he doesn't have a wife to go home to, or else he does..."

phantom4

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who dares, wins


 
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Elvislives:
Depends on what time of the month it is...

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Brandon</font>
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Yup. The times right after I got paid, we never argued.

 
In regards to my buddy with the boat. I believe he made a wise decision. His fiance throwing ultimatums as serious as that over a boat means the girl has some serious problems that need to be addressed. I'd take the boat. Send her to a shrink if she'd go while I went fishing.
 
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