Your Last Meal?

[Liam Ryan]

I hate to be the poor sport in all this but - I probably wouldn't be able to enjoy any meal knowing I was probably going to die in a very awful way shortly after consuming it.

But if I had to choose - I'd probably eat a ton of shrooms. I've always wanted to experience hallucinogens but I'm too afraid of loosing my mind or chance at government employment. Running from(and eventually bean eaten by) zombies while tripping my proverbial ''balls'' off sounds like a real rush.

Screws loose, I have*Yoda voice*

Reminds me of my college days! (uh, my friends, not me.)

 

[HikingMano]

Hmm. For me it'd be: Big ole Ribeye - med rare, big bowl of white rice doused with Aloha Shoyu, Mezzetta Hot Chili Peppers on the side, and a liter of Meadow Gold's Passion Orange Nectar.

 

[Joel Stave]

...Then I put my Santa hat on strip naked, pick up both my Busse NMFBMs and go out swinging!

Sir, I salute you. Ladies and gentlemen, here is a man who knows how to go out in style!

This gave me a big laugh, but, I have to know -- was that "go out swinging" an intentional pun?

 

[RoyalM]

Nothing like a little bit of punnery in the afternoon to keep me ticking over