2015 Holiday Season COMBAT TACTICAL KIRIDASHI - Son of Son of EXACTIMUNDO

Mr. Gregory, I'll take it if you can tell my mom it's safe for me to have.... If not, can you sell the Combat Tactical Kiridashi Fighting Technique instructional video separately? Mike
 
Dang....thought I had a shot at this one....but it turns out......I'm on the 'list' too.

Great post, again. This is starting to be the highlight of my Christmas. Pure marketing genius at work here. :)
 
I always seem to end up on the "not allowed to" lists. :D
 
Well, as the (proud?) owner of the SoE I have to say the aforementioned SoE is so terrifyingly terrifyable that my dog wont even go into the room where I have it displayed in it's rightful place of honour (ok, the dog isnt allowed in my bathr ... errr ... mancave).

The only possible reason why someone would not want this lovely testament to it's makers (Im still not sure the SoE is actually man made, it may be something otherworldly to be quite less than honest) bulls ... skill ... would be if they needed the money for something life threatening like cancer treatments or a beer run. I'd take it but I dont want to be greedy.

Merry Christmas everyone.
 
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Thanks for checking in, everyone.

John, Darrin, Mike - you guys are TOTALLY on the list. No way this goes to you.

Jim, glad to hear the SoE is serving you well, despite your dog not acclimating to it.

Happy Holidays, everyone.

Just want everyone to know the back story on this thread, right now, because I think it's important to be transparent with my customer base...

I was awake last night - ALL night* - trying to defend my property from unknown, invisible assailants. The motion sensors kept issuing alerts, yet there was no one visible! My only thought is that some group of evil-ne'er-do-wells is attempting to abscond with the SoSoE.

Who could it possibly be? Boko Haram? ISIS? The Anonymous Hackers? The crew from Jackass?

They must covet this weapon. I will remain vigilant, for as long as I can, until someone purchases this.







*well, the motion sensors were actually going off, but only because a little spider set up shop immediately in front of one of the surveillance cameras. It's 64° right now!!! WTF!!! This is BUFFALO!
 
I would say "ill take it" but I would have to re-mortgage my house to convert Canadian Pesos to USA DOLLARS ...LOL
 
Best read I've had in a while, and thanks for the video too. I can't think of an adequate smartass comment so will just wish everyone happy holidays.
 
Thanks, Bob.


Well, I guess it was inevitable...


Moms checked in.

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She doesn't understand why I have to make weapons. Says someone is bound to get hurt, and it'll be all my fault.

She also says I should be ashamed of myself for not selling this to Lorien.

"Why haven't you sold it to that nice boy in Canada? He seems like such a nice young man. Always very polite, and very friendly. Why can't you be more like your friend Lorien? blahblahblahblah..."

For crying out loud. Like, now what I need is a friggin' Holiday Guilt Trip. Jeez...



Anyway, before my resistance to the Shame kicks in full throttle, here's some shots of the knife, in hope that it incites some cheapskate to release the tense grip on their wallet and step up to the pump for this Slayer of Enemies.

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Lorien has, in fact, paid for this knife. Actually, he paid more than I have asked for it. He also said very mean and decidedly un-Holiday things in the Paypal message, but I kind of expect that from all my friends.
 
Once, when we were kids on the farm*, my sister's** pony got stuck in the swamp just past our property line. It was mired there for hours and hours, struggling in vain to free itself. By the time my sister found it, it was near impossible to pull the exhausted animal free, and even the old tractor*** was of no use, as we were terrified we'd just end up tearing the poor thing apart. If we'd had the Exactimundo then, I'll bet we could have rescued that pony...











*Okay, so I never grew up on a farm.

**Well, I don't actually have a sister, either. Or a pony.

***Fine, we didn't have a tractor, either. It was a good story though, no? Makes you kind of sad?
 
I'm pretty sure this is the greatest for sale thread ever.

What other for sale thread has your mom in it? I mean on this forum.

By the way I noticed I'm not on the list, and since Lorien already paid for it, I'll take it. Thanks Lorien.

And I also have to say, this really is one of the bitchinist, gnarist, tubularist, hardcoreist, kiri-ist kiridashis ever. No joke that thing is super rad
 
Very cool Matthew. I'm glad you liked the blade. It troubles me a bit that you hacked off my wrap and re-handled it with that pseudo-Japanese garbage. But anyway, do whatever makes you happy... even if it sucks pony wang.

Out of all the people I've ever known, you're one of 'em, bud
 
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Wait a minute... THIS IS A SALE THREAD?

You sold a knife I made for you.... For a hundred bucks mark up!!!



AWESOME! you owe me a beer.
 
Mike157 said:
Mr. Gregory, I'll take it if you can tell my mom it's safe for me to have.... If not, can you sell the Combat Tactical Kiridashi Fighting Technique instructional video separately? Mike
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Just caught this - Mike, I REALLY badly wanted to link the Star Wars Kid video here, but I just can't do it. Despite the fact that I'm a terrible bully, I only seem to bully those I love.

Except Marchand. I'll bully his dumb ass up and down the sidewalk all day long and never get bored.:D




Aside from eggnog laced with psychoactive drugs*, I think this thread is the best part of the holidays. Maybe, though, it's just the eggnog....








*I don't actually do drugs. Really. I'm pretty boring and lame, really.
 
Wulf said:
What other for sale thread has your mom in it? I mean on this forum.
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Pure awesome. Gotta watch out for Moms, though. I thought she was going to drive out to SC and beat the shit out of Jason Knight* when he said he was going to beat me up at Blade show a few years ago... Pays not to get Moms riled up.










*Well, he was joking. I think. Really hard to tell with Jason, though. :D
 
Matthew Gregory said:
* Really. I'm pretty boring and lame, really.
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Finally some truth in this thread!
It's a shame you had to drag your mom into this mess, you have already shamed her so much by choosing to be a "knifemaker". At least you still live in her basement, so she didn't have to go very far to scold you.
 
your mom seems like a very astute, sweet lady... what the hell happened?!
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PS. Derrick- you're welcome?:D
 
this'll be the 2nd time this week, Dudley! I'll take that as a compliment.
 
I'll take one in black walnut and m390 and I need by tonight... Thanks Matt. PM me for driving directions.
 
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