2015, the snarkiest year yet!

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daizee said:
That's MYTHICAL, Bro.
Stop drinking now, you'll never achieve that again!
Or: the growlers are magic!
Or: maybe you're still drunk

Speaking of such things, searchify th' tube for 'inebriati'.
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Im going with magical growlers LOL

I was definitely drunk last night. I couldnt walk straight LMAO, I skinned my knee up a little last night chasing the wife up the steps. I slipped. Missed one of the steps. Fell. She was cracking up laughing at me. I had to resort to throwing some of the kids toys at her until i reached my son's nerf bow and arrows... Then i was lighting her butt up LOL

It was a great night. I drank more than i planned to though. I never intended on opening the Beckerhead growler. Hell i didnt think id polish off the glass growler either. I figured after the egg nog stout id have a glass or 2 of Big gruesome and that would be that.... But a glass or 2 turned into 6 or 7 pretty quick.... That beer is dangerously delicious and smooth. Too easy to keep drinking.


cbwoods67 said:
I have noticed that for the most part, craft beer produces less of a hangover for me. Or perhaps I started drinking craft beer when I learned to drink water every couple of drinks.
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Craft beer is the way to go!! More expensive but worth the extra cost as far as im concerned. Im still very new to craft beer too... But i have never had any beer anywhere thats as good as Big Gruesome. My wife really likes it too and we barely ever agree on any alcohol but especially beer we dont agree on.

I tasted 2 of Spring House's ales while i was at the taproom also, But they were too hoppy/bitter for my liking... I think i should stick with stouts..... And i need to try some more stouts soon. Especially any chocolate stouts... Yummy.
 
My growler got emptied last night as well. I didn't have anyone to chase around though. Some how though between first supper and second supper I did manage to lose my pants.
 
Chameleonbear said:
My growler got emptied last night as well. I didn't have anyone to chase around though. Some how though between first supper and second supper I did manage to lose my pants.
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I the one that get to lose pants around here
 
Chameleonbear said:
My growler got emptied last night as well. I didn't have anyone to chase around though. Some how though between first supper and second supper I did manage to lose my pants.
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HAHA, any night you loose your pants (and dont hurt in the morning) is a good night indeed LMAO
 
TMHunt framelocks, damn Jerry, shove a beer in that big mouth of yours!:grumpy:
 
In on one.



Jonny1280 said:
In on Juan.



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Looks like you win this thread. I'm out.



TMHunt said:
TMHunt framelocks, damn Jerry, shove a beer in that big mouth of yours!:grumpy:
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granitestateofmind said:
please DO NOT enlighten us.

...wait...first and second suppers? What're you...a Hobbit?
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Well, I made supper at like 1800, then by 2200 I was hungry again. First supper was the picture I posted in the last Snark thread. Second supper was just a pizza. Sometime in those 4 hours though, something spilled on my pants and so off they came. I kind of wish I could find them now though. They aren't in my bedroom, the laundry room, any of the bathrooms, the fridge, the freezer or the dishwasher... So I'm still kind of confused.

mountainmist said:
A 6' hobbit......
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a 6' 285# hobbit... Actually though I do have a very short inseam so I have been compared to a hobbit before.

Psyop said:
I the one that get to lose pants around here
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You might be the trendsetter but you are not the only one that gets to have a pants off dance off!

TBL said:
Hobbit was what Cbear was cooking :D
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No hobbits were harmed in the making of this supper!

worldwood said:
HAHA, any night you loose your pants (and dont hurt in the morning) is a good night indeed LMAO
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I actually woke up and was feeling pretty good. I woke up, made some coffee, chugged 2 bottles of water, cleaned the kitchen.
 
in on Juan? poor Juan...

found a local brewery to fill my growler, will do that on Monday after tasting what they have. Right now would be great except I'm at work and feel like sleeping for a week straight, been training for the half marathon and did 14 miles this morning. Man what a butt kicker that was.
 
Chameleonbear said:
a 6' 285# hobbit... Actually though I do have a very short inseam so I have been compared to a hobbit before.
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by my reckoning, you are 50% taller than a 'tall' hobbit. Were you shrunk to their size, you'd shed a sudden 100lb or so.
Problem is you'd have to switch to the 32oz growlers. :D

re: craft beer
quality over quantity, I usually say. Usually.
 
Jerry D. said:
Very well. I'll be at Oaken Barrel if you need me.
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Well, whatever you do, don't get drunk and tell everybody about the T.M.Hunt self guided missiles coming out for purchase to the public in the spring! :rolleyes:
 
TMHunt said:
Well, whatever you do, don't get drunk and tell everybody about the T.M.Hunt self guided missiles coming out for purchase to the public in the spring! :rolleyes:
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The ATF is gonna wonder about the sudden influx of destructive device permits in February.
 
daizee said:
imagine how quickly a flat-blade screwdriver would poke through your pocket if inserted tip-first... ooh, and into your leg! Or as a neck knife... eep! I'm worried more about the carrying than the using.
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Simple solution - surgical tubing. Used to slide them over the tips of screwdrivers when shipping tools. Cut to length, tight fit, easily removed and replaced, cheap to replace if lost or damaged. Green too, as they are "reusable". Make one and I'll field test it for you. :D
 
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