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On the other hand...
Black is sophisticated, suave, the embodiment of class, mystery, and soul wrenching depths.
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It goes with EVERYTHING.
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Yes, even Yellow...
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There is nothing "ordinary" about black clad knives. 'Tis the unchanging embodiment of dependability, class, and elegance.
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Clem Ironwood, Pig Farmer (2)
Dammit Mabel, those darn black slab pigs come through the fence again
Walk all around and crappin on the ground! My poor Ironwood pigs!
Now some porch guy says those black pigs are sophisticated, having class
Yes, with soul wrenching depths, it all gripes my ass
They’re chasing my Ironwood sows for nefarious ends
That and their smell make me not know where to begin or to end
My Ironwood pigs, they are so attractive, so clean, so neat its really a factor
They embody soul wrenching depths so far as I see they don’t crap indiscriminently
Some guys on the porch they love their derned black pigs stinky and all
I want my beautiful Ironwood pigs be adopted by all
Mabel, Mabel what should I do?
Call Sheriff Makepeace arrest those black slabs!