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[Mrs.Shotgunner11]

Nah..... Keep em coming.

 

[Mrs.Shotgunner11]

Nah..... Keep em coming. I'm sure there are better stories.

I pass the time on the bike and elliptical by reading the forum. I just biked 4.some odd miles and jogged 1.8 miles. What have YOU done!?

 

[1066vik]

I begrugingly went on a youth group trip with my church to Devils Lake, a beautiful glacial lake in southern Wisconsin surrounded by 400 foot cliffs. We were going to do some hiking and rapelling and top it off with some swimming. I didn't have my own backpack at the time and I asked my mom what I should take. "Take the SwissGear backpack I used as a carryon for our trip to Colorado." OK. So I packed all the basic essentials a 15 year old would need for a day of hiking and a 2 hour bus ride. Halfway through the hike we were climbing some rock stairs and a kid tripped and caught himself with his hands but scuffed them up pretty good. I had a first aid kit in my backpack but instead of taking it off I had one of my other friends look in the front pocket for me. Well apparently there was an even closer front pocket I hadn't seen, and I heard about 30 kids busting out with laughter. Someone behind me says "Ben, did you have an operation we didn't know about?" I turned behind me to see what he was talking about and he's holding two maxi pads that my mom must have packed for the colorado trip. I tried desperately to explain how they got there, but I took flak for that for the remainder of my high school career... Which taught me a lesson, that even a majority of "Christian" kids are just as big of assholes as everyone else at school.

shoulda pointed out they're one of the best things around for first aid on a bad cut - esp if it needs pressure - then asked if anyone would like to participate in a demonstration...

 

[crowdog]

R&P 31
My most embarrassing camping story happened during the 3day survival comp.
I was day napping in my shelter around 11-12pm when I was awoke by a mans voice and a strange sounding women’s voice. As the conversation went on I realized that she was mentally retarded or suffered from a sever speech impediment. She was saying something like this, “I do this to my boyfriend and he say it tickle so bad he almost lose his mind.” The man replied with “well; I don’t want you to do anything you aint want’n to do now.”
Right after I heard that I thought “ ahh HELL NO! This isn’t goin down here.” So I come out of the shelter where the older man is standing with his pale cheeks facing me and the grey haired women is down on her knees in front him; just rockin and a roll’n.
I said “I’m sorry to interrupt you two, but you need to take it somewhere else!”
The man grabbed his britches and gave them a yank upward from around his ankles; in a startled outburst he said “WELL, Where’d You Come from buddy?” I replied with this is my family’s land and you need to get out of here. By this time the women was already making her way toward the trail as fast as she could; he was quick to follow.

 

[adaman04]

Nah..... Keep em coming. I'm sure there are better stories.

I pass the time on the bike and elliptical by reading the forum. I just biked 4.some odd miles and jogged 1.8 miles. What have YOU done!?

I’m working of course. This is no place for logic!

 

[MrCoffee]

No but I think he once had a contest to encourage such activity.

Lol, I should have picked a different story.

No it's ok Adam, really.... congrats to finally coming out of the closet.. and really it isnt as embaressing as CrowDog admitting his Mom geased his butt.. well maybe.

 

[Fletcher Knives]

Man....I had the morning from hell...just found out im forced to work the overnight new years eve...and you just made my DAY. Thank you! (do you still have her number man?)

I don't have her number, but I do know she has a facebook page. She's married now (probably to Cop A) and has some puppies.

 

[DallasSTB]

All I got is getting caught relieving myself near the tent because its too damn cold to hike all the way the latrine to pee.

Twice.

I think Dyl wins tho. Talk about teenage angst and getting scarred for life!

 

[crowdog]

No it's ok Adam, really.... congrats to finally coming out of the closet.. and really it isnt as embaressing as CrowDog admitting his Mom geased his butt.. well maybe.

You should remember that I have your address lol

It was jantanna not grease, They have (non mom) ladys backstage at the show to grease your body.

 

[Stormstaff]

RP # 18

Not real embarrassing but I took my son camping, decided to show him proper use of a saw. Let my mind slip away, saw jumps out of the groove. Trip to the doctor for 5 stitches followed.

 

[sigsour]

A number of years ago, I went camping with a few of my buddies for an overnighter at a lake that I lived nearby. The only thing I had brought with me to eat were some breakfast bars and some cans of baked beans. Sometime after eating the beans, it was time to do an emergency duty. At this point in time it was already dark outside and during those days I never thought to bring toilet paper with me. I gathered some nice big leaves and headed up a hill to do my business. Well I found a tree to hang onto and let her rip....I never noticed that I was taking a dump in some kind of hole that was beside the tree. So while I was squirting the brown piss unknowingly down this hole some kind of monster beast from hell gives out this really weird roar and proceeds to haul ass out of the hole. Needless to say the sh*t flew everywhere and I was running down the hill screaming like a little girly to my buddies. I threw away every piece of clothing I had on because it was literally everywhere. I have no idea what was in that hole but I will never ever live it down from any of those that participated that night.

 

[crowdog]

A number of years ago, I went camping with a few of my buddies for an overnighter at a lake that I lived nearby. The only thing I had brought with me to eat were some breakfast bars and some cans of baked beans. Sometime after eating the beans, it was time to do an emergency duty. At this point in time it was already dark outside and during those days I never thought to bring toilet paper with me. I gathered some nice big leaves and headed up a hill to do my business. Well I found a tree to hang onto and let her rip....I never noticed that I was taking a dump in some kind of hole that was beside the tree. So while I was squirting the brown piss unknowingly down this hole some kind of monster beast from hell gives out this really weird roar and proceeds to haul ass out of the hole. Needless to say the sh*t flew everywhere and I was running down the hill screaming like a little girly to my buddies. I threw away every piece of clothing I had on because it was literally everywhere. I have no idea what was in that hole but I will never ever live it down from any of those that participated that night.

+10 lolololol

 

[MrCoffee]

RP # 18

Not real embarrassing but I took my son camping, decided to show him proper use of a saw. Let my mind slip away, saw jumps out of the groove. Trip to the doctor for 5 stitches followed.

I was gonna say the same basic thing... I was teaching my son and a bunch of Scouts how to "safely" use a fixed blade... got talking, and basically cut my thumb off.... so the scouts got to practice both their knife AND first aid skills that weekend..... Thumb reattached at the Doc in a Box (health center).

I think Dylan win... at least so far.....

EDIT:

You should remember that I have your address lol

It was jantanna not grease, They have (non mom) ladys backstage at the show to grease your body.

Hmmmm this sounds strangely like the old joke about waking up in the woods covered in vaseline...

 

[Longknife3]

A number of years ago, I went camping with a few of my buddies for an overnighter at a lake that I lived nearby. The only thing I had brought with me to eat were some breakfast bars and some cans of baked beans. Sometime after eating the beans, it was time to do an emergency duty. At this point in time it was already dark outside and during those days I never thought to bring toilet paper with me. I gathered some nice big leaves and headed up a hill to do my business. Well I found a tree to hang onto and let her rip....I never noticed that I was taking a dump in some kind of hole that was beside the tree. So while I was squirting the brown piss unknowingly down this hole some kind of monster beast from hell gives out this really weird roar and proceeds to haul ass out of the hole. Needless to say the sh*t flew everywhere and I was running down the hill screaming like a little girly to my buddies. I threw away every piece of clothing I had on because it was literally everywhere. I have no idea what was in that hole but I will never ever live it down from any of those that participated that night.

Sig, you just gave Dylan a run for his money!! Your retelling and the mental image you painted were hilarious!!!! Like Crowdog said +10!!!

"Squirting brown piss" ROFLMAO!!!!!!

 

[salvo]

Well this goes back many years and is quite embarrassing when it happens to you, but after that you have been initiated and can laugh at the other new hunters or campers. I was 12 years old when I fell for it and have seen many since then.
The prank goes like this, normally your sitting around the campfire and you have your Coleman lantern fired up, you mention to the new guy that if the lantern starts to dim you can adjust the brightness with that small little knob on the top of the lantern.
You'll probably hear a scream and some cussing in the middle of the night and don't forget to check the newbys for small little blisters on the thumb and first finger in the morning

RP #445

 

[Dizwolf]

ack but instead of taking it off I had one of my other friends look in the front pocket for me. Well apparently there was an even closer front pocket I hadn't seen, and I heard about 30 kids busting out with laughter. Someone behind me says "Ben, did you have an operation we didn't know about?" I turned behind me to see what he was talking about and he's holding two maxi pads that my mom must have packed for the colorado trip.

OH, those are my GF's. solved

 

[Shotgun]

#323

My most embarrasing story...Well I hiked in a couple of miles and decided to go over to one of the fire pits and make a fire for a little practice but also to have some tea and try out my new Ti cup. It was a challenge to get the fire started as everything was wet and if I'm honest, I was being lazy. So if I would have done it correctly the first time it would have taken half as long. Proper tinder and kindling prep that is. That in itself was embarrasing because the fire pit was about 10 yards away from the trail and people were walking past and eyeballing me but that's not the punchline. I finally got the fire going and settled my cup to heat up and feeling real good about myself. So I take a seat on the log next to the pit and then I'm wondering why the earth is upside down. The log was slick and I fell straight back and landed on my shoulders. Just imagine a large man with a shaved head in a sheeple area with a sheath knife on one side of my belt and a large .357 magnum on the other, upside down with his feet kicking every which way in the air. Luckily I don't think anyone saw me.

 

[Dizwolf]

Nah..... Keep em coming. I'm sure there are better stories.

I pass the time on the bike and elliptical by reading the forum. I just biked 4.some odd miles and jogged 1.8 miles. What have YOU done!?

i win

 

[crowdog]

Hmmmm this sounds strangely like the old joke about waking up in the woods covered in vaseline...[/QUOTE]

I wouldnt know about that joke coffee, is this an old memory of yours slippin out?

 

[Dizwolf]

I don't have her number, but I do know she has a facebook page. She's married now (probably to Cop A) and has some puppies.

I never asked if she was married, and we all know cops dont know how to shoot... soo....