7 word story! NO RHYMING. Let's tell an actual story.

[Tom Kanik]

Chopped her up, then he buried her

 

[stuckineriver10]

With her stench still in his nose

 

[gmoney0807]

he smoked a cigar and drank whiskey...

 

[Icky Thump]

as he laughed, and laughed and laughed

 

[gmoney0807]

Then he finds a horde of zombies...

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

And they have a friggin tea party

 

[makariotes]

Then his wife shows up and screams

 

[gmoney0807]

a zombie bit her in the ass..

 

[makariotes]

And so he quickly unsheathed his ASH

 

[makariotes]

No rhymes you retard, she told him

 

[Tom Kanik]

The rhyming police have struck here again

 

[makariotes]

without a worry, he also spanked her

 

[Tom Kanik]

Then stabbed her head with his knife

 

[makariotes]

from now he'd be "the b-witch" killer

 

[Tom Kanik]

What else do you do with zombies?

 

[stuckineriver10]

He slashed and stabbed with his ASH

 

[makariotes]

As he sprinted towards the cave's entrance

 

[stuckineriver10]

Inside the cave there was a big

 

[makariotes]

anaconda snake wrapped around the golden knives

 

[makariotes]

which he had found at the beginning