7 word story! NO RHYMING. Let's tell an actual story.

[Tom Kanik]

Nasty, smelly, green scaled fire breathing dragon

 

[makariotes]

crap! he thought, a snake and dragon!

 

[Tom Kanik]

He quickly pulled out his new MOAB

 

[makariotes]

And sliced the snake with one blow

 

[Tom Kanik]

Sending the fangs into the dragon's heart

 

[makariotes]

He quickly retrieved the three golden knives

 

[Tom Kanik]

He managed to slay both beasts simultaneously

 

[stuckineriver10]

So with Zombies at his back and

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

No clothes on, he remembered that time

He was fighting zombies, naked with knives

 

[makariotes]

He was having flashbacks and regrets of

 

[stuckineriver10]

slaying his zombie bit wife before he

 

[makariotes]

Asked her for an ugly divorce first

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

Naked of course, like a reverse wedding

 

[makariotes]

With both ASHs hanging from his hips

 

[stuckineriver10]

Naked he journeyed deeper into the cave

 

[makariotes]

To his amazement the cave started glowing

 

[stuckineriver10]

and the floor got squishy and slippery

 

[makariotes]

And it smelled like the witch's vomit

 

[makariotes]

He then wished he was still married

 

[stuckineriver10]

and had poketses for all his kniveses