7 word story! NO RHYMING. Let's tell an actual story.

[Tom Kanik]

They asked "where's the Monkey Butt powder"?

 

[makariotes]

He then inspected his battle mistress for...

 

[makariotes]

signs of wear, finding nothing he proceeded

 

[Tom Kanik]

To rub it down with some Renwax

 

[makariotes]

He was ready to spank the witch..

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

And toss monkey butt powder in her

 

[Icky Thump]

Mighty, mighty. Lettin' it all hang out

 

[Tom Kanik]

But then he thought of the consequences

 

[Bufford]

Before she overwhelmed him with her spell.

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

I meant smell. Those are easily confused.

 

[Tom Kanik]

He was stunned by the terrible odor

 

[makariotes]

And her ugly teeth green and smelly

 

[makariotes]

He pulled out his ASH to slice

 

[JDE101]

A chunk out of her belly! Yey!

 

[kjd2121]

From under dress a jelly roll flew

 

[gmoney0807]

And it tasted like hot pork rinds...

 

[makariotes]

Which he was allergic to, he puked..

 

[evltcat]

Recovered, and went about spanking the witch!

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

While puking at the same time. Afterwards...

 

[makariotes]

He finally killed her with his ASH