7 word story! NO RHYMING. Let's tell an actual story.

[tinfoil hat timmy]

Then, they all turned into skunk witches

 

[makariotes]

He thought he was losing his mind

 

[makariotes]

I miss my wife, he said loudly

 

[Icky Thump]

then, knew for sure it was gone..

 

[makariotes]

The sheriff finally released him from jail...

 

[makariotes]

And with a new set of overalls...

 

[makariotes]

He headed back to the farmhouse quickly

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

Why am I drawn to this farmhouse?!?

 

[stuckineriver10]

On the porch was uncle Johnathan's corncob

 

[makariotes]

for a moment he wondered if he

 

[AntDog]

Could make it into a pipe for

 

[AntDog]

All the sticky icky he'd found growing

 

[AntDog]

Wild by the farmhouse, hence the return...

 

[makariotes]

To the devilish place he had tried

 

[AntDog]

To forget, due to all the hellish

 

[stuckineriver10]

nighs that he had had so he

 

[makariotes]

Started looking for his ASH and wished...

 

[AntDog]

To oil up the Hawaiian Tropic girls...

 

[AntDog]

Crashing through the cornfields, zombies interrupted his

 

[makariotes]

mental fantasy, he quickly reached for his