7 word story! NO RHYMING. Let's tell an actual story.

[AntDog]

Gear; dual .44mags, SAW, numerous busses, ammo,

 

[makariotes]

his Larue hat, his goggles and his..

 

[AntDog]

Bottle of JWB. He stuffed it all

 

[AntDog]

Into the back of his hummer complete

 

[AntDog]

With a tripod mounted Ma Deuce. He...

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

Wished he could drive and shoot "Ma"

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

But he needed her alive to distract

The zombies gaining on him super quickly

 

[RedbeAR15]

Wait! Those aren't zombies. They are actually

 

[breavis5694]

Angry wives of Busse men, Crazy, organized.

 

[makariotes]

all of them carrying a Busse kin...

 

[makariotes]

In one hand and divorce papers in...

 

[makariotes]

The other; they all wanted to kill..

 

[breavis5694]

But first get those papers signed. Free

 

[evltcat]

Is this your "Last Busse"??!??? They Screamed!

 

[evltcat]

Harcort Fenton Mudd!!! The horde screeched madly!

 

[Tom Kanik]

Nothing more dangerous than an angry wife!

 

[evltcat]

Seeing Stella #500, he ran like mad!!!!

 

[Tom Kanik]

Almost as bad as mothers in law!

 

[makariotes]

He quickly retreated to his truck to

 

[makariotes]

Look for his cell phone, once found