7 word story! NO RHYMING. Let's tell an actual story.

[Tom Kanik]

That makes perfectly good sense to me

 

[makariotes]

said the hero, so he pulled out...

 

[Tom Kanik]

His Urban Grudge and started to cut

 

[makariotes]

The nun's kidney out, thirsting for INFI

 

[Tom Kanik]

"Ha! Jerry will never know the difference!"

 

[makariotes]

"he just wants to feed the hogs"

 

[makariotes]

"it's Wednesday already", the nun yelled out

 

[thatmguy]

She wasn't the Penguin, but very close...

 

[Tom Kanik]

She slid on down to Triple Rock

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

Time to go to work. Awwwwwww $#!t.

 

[Tom Kanik]

James Brown was there, singing and dancing

 

[evltcat]

Groovin to JB & the INFI Slicers!

 

[Tom Kanik]

He hurried to order his new ASH-2.

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

And decided he needed stripper pay off.

 

[Tom Kanik]

He's proud to display his bare ASH-2!

 

[makariotes]

Pole dancing with his sister in Amsterdam

 

[Tom Kanik]

They both generated a lot of interest

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

In their "naked from the knees down"

 

[makariotes]

since both had nice ashes to show

 

[Tom Kanik]

Say it loudly and proudly...ASH-2 ROCKS!!!