7 word story! NO RHYMING. Let's tell an actual story.

Tom Kanik · Dec 1, 2015

He found an all night Mexican restaurant

Bufford · Dec 1, 2015

Spending the next day in the bathroom

Tom Kanik · Dec 1, 2015

Hot going in and hot going out!

evltcat · Dec 1, 2015

He found a treasure map hidden inside

AntDog · Dec 1, 2015

The toilet tank. Interested, he headed out

Greykilt · Dec 1, 2015

To find the box of golden wipees

RedbeAR15 · Dec 1, 2015

Hidden somewhere in the bowels of the

AntDog · Dec 1, 2015

Nearest prostitute. Or active volcano, whichever's closer...

Tom Kanik · Dec 1, 2015

Must be tough to survive the lava!

makariotes · Dec 1, 2015

following the map, he ended at the...

Tom Kanik · Dec 2, 2015

Beach, full of beautifully tanned naked women

makariotes · Dec 2, 2015

this ain't Ohio,!! He thought with excitement

breavis5694 · Dec 2, 2015

In no hurry to leave he said

Tom Kanik · Dec 2, 2015

He decided to stop and smell roses

Georgecatl · Dec 2, 2015

Brown stuff on shoe bottoms..........not roses.

evltcat · Dec 2, 2015

He enjoyed the view, checking his map

velosa · Dec 2, 2015

he realized that to the north was

makariotes · Dec 2, 2015

the brothel where his sister worked at

Tom Kanik · Dec 3, 2015

"Just have to stay away from there"

velosa · Dec 3, 2015

didn't cross his mind. So he started...