7 word story! NO RHYMING. Let's tell an actual story.

Tom Kanik · Dec 3, 2015

Looking for the lovely proprietor in charge

makariotes · Dec 3, 2015

"I'll never make it back to Ohio"

Tom Kanik · Dec 4, 2015

Do the best where you are now

makariotes · Dec 4, 2015

so he pulled his ASH-2 out and...

Bufford · Dec 4, 2015

started cutting the ropes holding up the

Tom Kanik · Dec 4, 2015

Holding up the drapes surrounding her bed

evltcat · Dec 4, 2015

Where he found the most lovely Mistress

tinfoil hat timmy · Dec 4, 2015

A Sterile(;!) FUSION BATTLE MISTRESS LIMITED EDITION!

makariotes · Dec 4, 2015

He thought he was back in Ohio!!

tinfoil hat timmy · Dec 4, 2015

They found remains of Gilgamesh in Iraq

Tom Kanik · Dec 4, 2015

He was a BID DUDE they said

evltcat · Dec 5, 2015

Unimpressed, grabbed the Mistress, and swaggered past

PeteyTwoPointOne · Dec 5, 2015

...he noticed a Bronze Taliwhacker at bedside...

Tom Kanik · Dec 5, 2015

Now THERE is a knife he said

Firestrike · Dec 6, 2015

Just as he tripped and fell down

makariotes · Dec 6, 2015

...he stumbled over the dead nun's body...

evltcat · Dec 6, 2015

And heard from behind him a familiar

Bufford · Dec 6, 2015

sound of a keeper strap popped open..

Tom Kanik · Dec 6, 2015

Time to act like Sonny from "Badlands"

makariotes · Dec 6, 2015

So he ordered TGM while it lasted...