7 word story! NO RHYMING. Let's tell an actual story.

[Tom Kanik]

Because he knows...you snooze...you lose!

 

[makariotes]

took the nun's other kidney to pay

 

[Tom Kanik]

Busse knives are worth whatever the cost

 

[makariotes]

so he saved her liver for Wednesday!

 

[Tom Kanik]

Now, if only Jerry will make good

 

[makariotes]

...."he will" he said, with bloody hands...

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

As he ate a tasty ham sandwich

 

[Tom Kanik]

And washed it down with iced tea

 

[makariotes]

so he sat at the beach waiting...

 

[stuckineriver10]

Then the water began receding and the

 

[makariotes]

dead nun started rolling into the sea..

 

[makariotes]

...he watched as he finished his sandwich...

 

[Tom Kanik]

One down, with many more to go

 

[Firestrike]

As he started choking from the salty

 

[Tom Kanik]

Air,he thought of beautiful green valleys

 

[makariotes]

..he thought he was back in Ohio..

 

[makariotes]

...but noooo!, he was stuck in Amsterdam...

 

[evltcat]

He checked his INFI, and set out

 

[Firestrike]

On his next adventure, setting off toward

 

[Tom Kanik]

Paris, with lots of women and romance