7 word story! NO RHYMING. Let's tell an actual story.

[Robdude]

Taking her hand, he heads for a

 

[Tom Kanik]

Deep cave, high up in the rocks.

 

[Robdude]

Where he has a secret cache of..

 

[makariotes]

Of precious Busse kin at the ready

 

[Robdude]

and with evil afoot, he approaches the..

 

[makariotes]

Entrance of the cave, lighting a torch

 

[Robdude]

he pulls out his Ash an they..

 

[makariotes]

Proceed to walk toward the treasure chest

 

[Robdude]

when a sound comes from just beyond..

 

[makariotes]

the mouth of the cave, fearful they..

 

[Robdude]

hack the lock in a single swing..

 

[Icky Thump]

with an NMSFNO, wanted it done right...

 

[Tom Kanik]

Watching the Republican debate and snacking tonight.

 

[makariotes]

dang! The chest had a tv inside!

 

[Tom Kanik]

So watch the boar digest his food

 

[makariotes]

They sat on a rock to watch..

 

[evltcat]

Shaking a MOABOLO at the fearsome Boar!

 

[makariotes]

Looked so real, he stabbed the TV

 

[Tom Kanik]

It exploded when the boar began roaring

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

Where did that chick get off to?